Happy Birthday Jiung Bei! version 1

-Jyun Go, Xianne and Ao talking while walking-

... -then walks inside a room- ...

... -stops- ... 

-looks at each other in a weird or shocked expression-

AO: now, what the hell is this?

-sees Kane running around back forth decorating the room-

Jyun Go: Kane...

Kane: *still running

JG: KANE

Kane: *still running around...

JG: what the hell!? Kane!

Kane: *not listening, still running

JG: UGHH

Xianne: KANNEEEEE WOULD YOU STOP FOR A SECOND!!!

Kane: *shocked and stops for a second and RUNS again

WHAT do you want from me?!!

AO: what the hell!? would you stop running.

Kane: CAN't!

JG: WHY!? What kind of foolishness are you up to again?

Kane: NONE of your business!! Now GO AWAY!

Xianne: We're not leaving until you tell us what you're doing!

Kane: NO! 

-Raichan walks in the room and stops-

Raichan: What is he doing? Is that foolishness I see?!?!

AO: we don't know. He wouldn't tell us.

-michiyo and shizuka passes by and stops to see whats going on- 

BOTH: what's he doing? 

Xianne: we have no idea

JG: what are you doing Kane!? Would you tell us?!

Kane: Alright! Fine! Does any of you know what today is!?

-everyone looks at each other-

Kane: see! you don't know! it's Jiung Bei's birthday! **runs around

AO: SO? what's all this for then?

Kane: **places decorations and runs

what do you mean so!? it's Jiung Bei for crying out loud! 

it's supposed to be a surprise!

Raichan: Oh! this is gonna be good. -evil grin-

JG: yeah! so what if it's his birthday!? it would be just like any other day anyway!

Kane: NO! it's NOT! *flicks JG and runs

JG: hey! you didn't have to do that

Ao: *laughs

JG: Not funny!

**argues**

Xianne: I think he's getting obsessed

Shi and Mi: You THINK!? 

Xianne: You don't have to be sarcastic! 

Shizuka: well, sorr-ryy~!

Xianne: HEY! Stop it!

Michiyo: Hey, i think we should stop

Shizuka: No way. He started it!

- Xianne argues with Shi who is being held back by Mi -

Raichan: i knew that this would be good **giggles; evil grin**

**kane is running frustrated and confused

-magpie and xianne-tee walks in the room looking shocked at the scene-

XT: what the hell?

Magpie: Hey raichan what's going on?!

raichan: their making a fuss about Jiung's birthday.

XT: huh!? what are they planning anyway?

raichan: from the looks of it Kane started all of this since he has been decorating the room

XT: he's planning a party?! **laughs**

raichan: why are you laughing? -looks at magpie- why is she laughing?

Magpie: it's because, all this fuss is being done when it just so happens that Jiung Bei went on a birthday leave.

-everything STOPS-

everybody: WHAT?!

Magpie: yup. he's probably out of the country by now. 

-everyone except XT,Magpie and Raichan falls flat on their face-

Raichan: I knew that this would be good.

Magpie and XT: You got that RIGHT! 

-3 laughs hard-

--END--

Richer than you, yo~...again

It's me again, Ao, the only one with the 90/100(humility) Percent of IQ in this place.
I shall post another car from one of our co-workers here ... (hmm...how rich could they be...XHEN)

I was just going home from school when i passed by this, parked in front of 7/11...

Kane: oh! PIRI---

shut up Kane...I've banned all comments here...
now i can see what the EMO *ahem SERIOUS people see...sigh

Kane: What could have caused Ao to utter such conclusion!?
Will he be leaving the comedy side and join the DARKNESS!?
so stay tuned...
or is it to be continued Jiung-Bei-Xhen-ke?
Jiung:...-looks away
-kane sings (as a theme)

honestly I don't really know why I was placed in the comedy group when in the first place I'm expressionless (totally conscious about it)...Am i that meant for Haru!? oh! yaoi-gods~

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(Kane ULTRA flashback: or is it to be continued JIUNG-BEI-XHEN-ke? (slipped his tongue))
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Kane: EH!!!!?



JIUNG-KE'S HERE! i didn't notice~~~

Orz....People, in this place

It's all Kane's fault -- pt. 3

BASED ON REALITY

Ao: -stares-
Kane: -cute face- Jeh bal!
Ao: GRRAAAAHHHHH!!!! -throws Kane-

Raichan: INCOMING!!!! RUN!!!
Xianne: KYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!
Kane: -while in the air- KYAAHAHAHA!!!!!!! KAWAII DESHOOOOUUU??? DESHOOUU??

Haki: -comes out from a room- WTF? FLYING UKE!
Haru: GAAAAAHHH!! IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!!
Haki: OMFG!!! RUN!!!!

Constantine: ?!?!?!?! SHIIIIIITT!! I'M ALLERGIC TO THEM!!!
Rhayne: -GASP!!!-

Kane: -still in the air- KYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! UKE IMASU DESU YOOOOHHH~~~
................................... TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.........................................PLEASE STAND BY.

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Oh!ffice
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Raichan: -working-
Kane: -puts the aircon direction down-

Raichan: It's cold... Kane.
Kane: yea?
Raichan: Please put the aircon up.
Kane: yoshii~~

-Raichan continues working-
-Kane puts the aircon back down-

Raichan: -puts it up- dammit
Kane: -places it back down- hee hee
Raichan: KANE!!
Kane: Ne?

Magpie: Place the aircon u--- *sneezes* dammit~~

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the next day
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Magpie: -sneezes- -coughs- -sneezes- urgh!!
Haki: -stare-

hours later...

Haki: AAAAAAHHHH--CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Haru: Get away from ----- *sneezes* uuugghh~!

days after....

everybody caught an epidemic, including the person with the strongest immune system ever. Banigiri.

Constantine: I told you I was allergic to them. *sneezes*

Director-san: we must -sneezes- do something about -sneezes- this.

-everyone looks at kane-
Kane: -not sick- heeeee~~

Kei: Lock him up -cough- -cough-

-EVERYONE GOES IN THE OH!FFICE CARRYING KANE-

Mii: This is crucial...he -cough--cough- runs fast so we have to be quick and get out
Raichan: Let's do this~

-EVERYONE THROWS KANE THEN RUNS-

Raichan: -runs then trips on Haki's untied shoe lace-

-DOOR: LOCKS-

Director-san: Is everyone here?

BAM BAM BAM!!!
Raichan: GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!

Jyun: Sorry but you're under quarantine
Raichan: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Kane: Raaaiiiii--chaaaaaannn~~
Raichan: HIISSSSS!!!!! -grows claws- GET AWAY FROM ME~~ HISSSS

Kane: Kawaii ne??? Kawaii?? ka na?? ka na??? ne??? hee hee

-raichan claws herself to the door-
BAM!!!

Rai: Get me outta here!!!

Banigiri: Anyone want a latte?
PEOPLE: WE DO!!

Shi: I thought you don't drink coffee?
Banigiri: Nah..

-leaves-

Raichan: NOOOOO--whahahahah! TT D TT BRING ME BACK A CAPPUCCINO!! -sob sob-

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We're richer than you, yo~

Well hello there. It's Ao your lovable papara----
Haru: lovable??????

Shut up, sweetie. Anyway. I'm here to show all of you that some of our foreigners are filthy rich.
Xianne: You don't have to announce it to everyone!! It embarrasses me!!
Mii: KYAAAHH!!!! XIANNE?! RICH!?!? REALLY?!?!?! KYAAHAHAAAHAH!!!!

Hold your hormones(lol) Fujiwara. I'm not talking about Xianne. He's not even rich to begin with
Xianne: HEY!
Mii: It's okay, Xianne!! I won't let you go! For richer or for poorer!! -hugs-
Xianne and Haki: TT D TT

So much interruptions...!!

I'll let you people guess who owns this car

JB: -gasp-

Haki: What does it say?

Kane: P-p-..pi...ri....

Gray: -fixes glasses- erm..

Xianne: Pilipi-pi...pili-pi.. mmmm

PILIPINAS IDIOTS!!!

Kane: What's a piripinas?

Haki: I think it's some kinda fruit. right? ----> (he means pineapple)

Wrong idiot. It's a place where our heads came from for crying out loud!!

Jyun: OOh~ Philippines! Yea. I've been there

Kane: Take me there Jyun-opppaaaa~~ Jeh bal!!

Shi: The plate number says "XEN"

That's right.

JB: -cough-

Kane: Jiung-keee~~ why do you look so uneasy??

JB: Nothing...

Don't you guys get it???

Gray: Get what?

Really??

SPEAKERS: XHEN JIUNG BEI. CALLING XHEN JIUNG BEI. PLEASE PROCEED TO THE HEAD'S OH!FFICE IMMEDIATELY. THANK YOU.

Come on! Now, do you guys know who's car is that?

Kei: It certainly isn't mine. I have a cooler car than that.

Hannah: UH-HU~~~H~~~~ MY BOYFRIEND IS SO UBERLY RICH~~

Shi: KYAAAAAAAAHH~~ HAHAHA~ OMG~ ILU KEI'IAN-SAMA!!!

Hannah: Back off sister~ He's mine.

THE NAME IS ALREADY ON THE PLATE NUMBER!!

Haru: XEN? Do you guys know a XEN?

Jyun: Nope

Jyun Go hates this person

Haru: You said you didn't know a XEN

Jyun: I don't! I really don't!

SPEAKERS: XHEN JIUNG BEI. PAGING XHEN JIUNG BEI. PLEASE PROCEED AT THE HEAD'S OH!FFICE. MR. XHEN. PLEASE MR. XHEN. THANKYOU

Get it?

Mii: No.

Haki: XEN???

Xianne: Maybe you should ask the guys in the emo group. They may have a XEN there.

ugh... hopeless.... is this the consequence for being a comedian? no braincells? pssh... let's go antoinnette..let's leave them and take more paparazzi photos.

Xianne: I still don't get it...