It's Kane's fault or...is it Ao's (what?)pt. 2 --- seemed to never end

*BASED ON REALITY!!!
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Raichan: -stare
-lighting and thunder back-round
- stands and approaches kane; holds his shoulder
Kane
Kane: Yeeeee~~ees?!
Raichan: behave...okay?
Kane: Okay!
Raichan: - sits kane in the stool next to her desk

xoxoxoxoxoxox
moments later...
xoxoxoxoxoxox

scratch scratch...screeeeeeeeech

BLAG! - raichan hitting the desk
Raichan: KANE!
Kane: Yeeee~~ees!?
Raichan: I told you t--
Kane: Yeeee~~ees!?
Raichan: I said, i to---
Kane: Yeeee~~ees!?
Raichan: Will you wait for me to fini---
Kane: Yeeee~~ees!?
Raichan: KANE!!
Kane: Yeee~~ees?! - twitch twitch-
Raichan: kane...you're weird
Kane: Yeee~~ees!? -twitch twitch-
Raichan: -hair stand-

xoxoxoxoxoxox
HEAD'S Oh!FFICE
xoxoxoxoxoxox

*ring ring...ring ring...RING!! RING!! WTF!!?* (ring tone)

Magpie: moshi moshi? -okama voice- ohoho?

Raichan: what the-- don't tell me you too?!

Magpie: wut dyah mean me too?

Raichan: KANE'S MALFUNCTIONING!!!

Magpie: malfunctioning...some way to talk about our UKE?

Raichan: HONEST!! BELIEVE ME!!! LISTEN TO THIS - points phone to kane-

Kane:BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!! JEHBALJEHBALJEHBAL!!! YADAYADADYADAYADAYADAYADAYASJNA92I!!! MOSHI MOSHI!!!! PIECHAMA!! MOSHI MOSHI!!!!!!

Magpie:oh..that's normal..
Raichan: you call a TWITCHING KANE NORMAL!!?
Magpie: He's twitching!? that's another topic..oh my...thanks for the info...bye

Raichan: HEY! W8!!! HELP ME?!!!
(kane: RAICHAN!!!!! CAKE!!!! CAKE!!! JEBAL NIHAOMA DESU!!!!)

Raichan: Magpie heeelp!! -bursts into tears-
Magpie: no
Raichan: PLEASE!!!!
Magpie: condition
Raichan: YES! YES! WUTEVR JUST TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!! HE'S RUINING MY WORK!!!
Magpie: give me the " Fujino Tomoya" poster in your room
Raichan:ah.....o---
Magpie: hmm?
Raichan: OKAY!!! -sobs-

xoxoxoxoxox
later on...
xoxoxoxoxox

Raichan: here!! -kicks kane to the head's oh!ffice-
Kane:-thud- unyu!
Magpie: seat in the sofa
Kane: ok -sits quietly in the sofa-

xianne and raichan peeks by the window

Xianne: what the..he's sitting quietly?
Raichan: just wait a little...3-2-1

Kane: Pie-tama! can i go there!?
Magpie: yeah
Kane: can i get candies!?
Magpie: yeah
Kane: Pie-tama Pie-tama give me paper! GIVE ME PAPER!
Magpie: (reading Yaoi Manga) here...-give paper to kane without looking away from the book-
Kane: PIE-TAMA PIE-TAMA PIE-TAMA
Magpie: what?
Kane: nothing
Magpie:...

Xianne and Raichan: they're getting along very well
Xianne: she's pampering Kane...

Raichan: wait more...

Kane: touch
Magpie: Hey DONT TOUCH THAT !!
Kane: hey DONT TOUCH THAT!!
Magpie: ... (resumes reading)

Kane: PIE-TAMA CAN I HAVE THIS APPLE MIRROR!? THANK YOU!!
Magpie:NO!
Kane: IT'S MINE!! YAY!!!
Magpie: I SAID NO KANE!!!

Raichan: see?

Kane: -runs-
Magpie: -throws book to kane-
Kane: ow!! (ao)
Magpie: -Throws Kane out of the door-

Kane: -thud- unyu...-looks up- (it's ao)

Ao:why? why blame me?
Kane: Yeee~~ees?!

to be continued...? to be continued ba?

OLYMPICS: ROUND2

After a long NEED of recovery for what happened...

Magpie: OMG! Now that was very unEXPECTED. Hope you two were GOOD sports! -winks-

Anyway, we're now back for ROUND 2! The TALENT COMPETITION! Here, the contestants will be given the chance to show their unexpected, interesting and exciting talents. 

First to perform would be--

-interruption-

Referee/Xianne-tee:

WAIT!! There were new RULES past on by the judges while everyone was not particularly themselves earlier. NEW RULES...

For the talent portion, the judges will be the ones to choose what talent our amazing contestants will perform. I, the referee, will be bringing you a fishbowl of names and you shall choose which judge will ask you to do something. SO, GOOD LUCK! 

EVERYBODY gets shocked. The contestants are like 'WHAT THEE!?!?!'

Xianne: WHAAT!? Are you out of your mind!?!? That's CRAZY!

Haru: As much as I want to disagree, but he's RIGHT! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!!??

Ref: Sorry guys, you  don't make the rules... THEY DO! -points at judges-

-judges smile and wave at them-

**contestants have their mouths open of shock

Magpie: Looks like our contestants have a big CHALLENGE!

well then, first UP! Xianne! 

Ref: Xianne, choose your JUDGE!

-picks-

Raichan: Xianne, I want you to play the GUITAR! Choose any song you want, ENJOY! 

Xianne: BUt, But, I, I....

Raichan: Doesn't matter if you can't play. GOOD LUCK!

Xianne: -whispers- This is crazy...

--Xianne plays the guitar--

**screeching noise** 

--everyone closes ears--

X-T: Okay, you can STOP now!

Xianne continues playing

X-T: STOOOOPPP!!!

Xianne stops :YES MA'AM!

X-T: Very good!

**Raichan laughs so hard that she fell on the floor laughing

Magpie: oohhhh-kaaayyy! next, JiungBei! It's your turn!

X-T: JB, choose your judge -holds a fishbowl out-

**JB picks

ELLA: JiungBei! I want you to cosplay Haki. Make his clothes and of course, cosplay him.

JB: WHAT THE!?

ELLA: NO complaining!!

JB: Im NOT Xianne to ever do that!~!

Xianne: HEY! There's nothing wrong about that!!

JB: YEAH YEAH!

**Does a very very very--- uhh--- INTERESTING job

--everybody giggles

**models his work

--ella smirks--

Magpie: Interesting! Oh-kay! Jyun-Go! UP NEXT!

X-T: Go ahead JG! Pick your judge

-brings out the bowl-

**JG picks

JG: OH NO!?

EVAN: SING! SING FOR ME!!!

JG: uhhh.. DO I have a choice?

Evan: NEVER~

JG:PSH. Here it goes!! -sighs-

**SINGS**

--everyone stares--

X-T: interesting?

**Evan smiles like a cat

Magpie: Uhhh... So! Last but NOT the least [i think], HARU!

X-T:Let's get this over with and pick

-bowl out-

**Haru picks

Banigiri: -still blindfolded- DANCE HARU! DANCE!

**HARU out of the BLUE randomly dances the CARAMELLDANSEN!

--everyone was pleased with laughter--

**banigiri applauds blindfolded

Magpie: Impressive... Now it's time for the judges to decide!

But before anything else, lets shake things up with a special performance by our CONTESTANTS. Everyone, please welcome...

HARU, XIANNE, JiungBei and JyunGo! Performing their own version of 2NE1's FIRE! 

Let's give them a BIG WHOOOOOOOT!!

It's all Kane's fault pt. 1 ---how it all began

*based on reality
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Cookies n Cream
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Kane: Jyun-oppa! Jyun-oppa! blahblahblahblahblahblah yadayadayada~~nida??
Jyun: -breaks pencil- Uhh..hehe...Kane-ya... Iyeogi neun geuman hashigibarab ni da. (Kane..please stop talking.)
Kane: Jyun-oppaa.....whaaaaaaaa!!!
Jyun: AAAIIISSSHHH!!!!! -messes his hair- dammit. JIUNG!!

Jiung: What?
Jyun: Could you take Kane out?
Jiung: Sorry, but I'm busy. Did you see my homework? It's like the great wall of china made out of books!

Jyun: Aish...whatever. Get him outta here. I'm busy with homework too.
Jiung: You do it dammit. -leaves- -comes back then throws a book at Jyun-
Jiung: INFILTRATOR!! YOU SHALL NEVER CONQUER CHINA!! -runs away-

Jyun: AAAIIISHIBAAAALL!!! BABOOO GAAAARRRIII!! -throws back the book but it hits the door instead-

Jyun: -calls Xianne-

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Mixed up
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*Ring Ring!! ANSWER THE EFFIN' PHONE DAMMIT!!!* (this is his actual ringtone lol!!)

Xianne: yubasaeyo?
Jyun: Jae-ho ya..
Xianne: Ah! Hae Jyun-go!
Jyun: Eh...Kane inneun ggeonaejo saeyo. (Please take Kane out.)
Xianne: Joisang hap ni da. Nan mot hae. ( Sorry. I can't)
Jyun: Mweo!? Weh?! (What!? Why?!)
Xianne: Jan maeo babbeu go. (I'm so very busy.)
Jyun: Auuhh.. Jeh bal!! Manyagdang shiligeu ehde anboa, nan test eh shilpahabnida! (Please!! If you don't watch him, I'll fail my test!!)

Xianne: Mweo?? Nan yihaega andwae yo. (What?? I don't get you.)
Jyun: MANSHINEOGE PILYEO HANJI ANEOHAYEO! JEH BAL LEE JAE-HO!! (YOU DON'T NEED TO UNDERSTAND! PLEASE XIANNE!!) -bursts into tears-

Xianne: -stammers in a korean way- Okei! Okei! Nado hal suitteo! (Okay! Okay! I'll do it!)
Jyun: Go ma wo! MWAHAHAH!!! MUAH! -hangs up- (Thanks!! MWAHAHAH!! MUAH!)
Xianne: Eh...aiishh..

MOMENTS AFTER

Kane: XIANNE!!!!!!! BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!! JEHBALJEHBALJEHBAL!!! YADAYADADYADAYADAYADAYADAYASJNA92I!!!

Xianne: -bangs his head repeatedly on desk- MICHIYO!!!

Mii: Yes?
Xianne: A....no...-points at Kane-
Mii: -understands and nods- SHITSUREI SHIMASU! -leaves- (EXCUSE ME!)
Xianne: EH!! MII CHANN!!!! EEHHH! SHIIII--
Kane: XIANNE!! SHISHISHISHISHISIHSISHISIH!! NIAAAAAJEHBALJEHBAL! KUNGKUNGKUNG AHAAHAHAHAAH!!

Xianne: AAAAGHH!! -calls Raichan-

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STUDI-OH!
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*RAICHAN SERIOUSLY SERIOUS IN CONTINUING MIXED UP AND IF SHE'D BE DISTURBED IT MEANS THE END OF THE MANGA FOREVER*

Raichan: *sweating while drawing the margin for the first page*

*RING RING! ANSWER THE EFFIN' PHONE DAMMIT!!* --->xianne bluetoothed it. lol

Raichan: -bends and cracks pencil- AHCK! DAMMIT!!!!!! -crumples paper-
Raichan: DAGNABIT!! WHAT?!?
Xianne: -trembling voice- ...Raichan....

Raichan: Xianne...what is it??
Xianne: -tells details-

MOMENTS AFTER EXPLAINING EVERYTHING

Raichan: IYADA! (NO!)
Xianne: RAICHAN-CHAN-CHAMA-SAMA!!! ONEGAI SHIMASSSUUUUUUU -bursts into tears-

Raichan: AAAAGH!! FINE!! I just know I'm gonna regret this...
Xianne: yay!! GOMAWO!!! -hangs up-
Raichan: ...Goma-what?

MOMENTS LATER

Kane: RAICHAN!! KONNICHI WA!!
Raichan: -stare-

-to be continued

Witnessed Conversation in the Mixed Up section:Lee-Jae-Ho (Xianne)sung by Mii-chan feat. Haru

Hi minna~~~Miichiyo here!! today I'm going to sing (post) a song!!

Haki: OMG!? you sing Mii-chan!? I so want to hear that > x <..We are so mea---
yeah..you really should hear it... Xianne-oppa~~ sit here sit here
Xianne: (sits in the middle)what is this all about?
Haki: (seats beside Xianne) She's going to sing..we are so mea--
Xianne: oh.. Im fine listening as long as you seat beside me ( whisper )
Haki:what? what did you say..?
Xianne: nothing...i just said 'CHANCE'
Haki: tss...weirdo what's the point of that?

here i GO!!..
ah..i forgot...FEATURING HARU IKEUCHI!

Ao: (seats beside Xianne) don't mind me...resume

music starts...

(Jae-Ho)

Xianne:...wha-- i think i just heard..my name? Haki: silly..

(Jae-Ho) I got (i got) shivers (shivers)

Haki: am i going deaf..? Xianne: im the one getting shivers... Ao: Haru has a feminine voice (writes down in a memo)

When you touch away,
I'll make you hot, get all you got
I'll make you wanna neigh
(Jae-Ho; Jae-Ho)

Xianne: I'm being violated by words.. Haki:Go get all i've got Mii-chan!! Ao: the song is not refering to you...can't you understand Japanese or English or what ever? It's JAE-HO; LEE-JAE-HO...Haki: NNoooOO~!!

I got (i got) fever (fever)
running like a fire
for you i will fight on and stay

I'll even spit (literally) FIRE
(Jae-Ho)

Haki: amazing mii-chan!! Ao: fool Xianne: hey dont insu-- Ao: shh..

I keep it steady
coz steady is how i feel it
this beat is heavy so heavy
you gonna feel it

Ao: gulp

(Jae-Ho) You are the reason that i breathe (Jae-Ho)
you are the reason that i still believe (Jae-Ho)
YOU ARE MY DESTINY!!! JAE-HO~~!! UH-UH-OH!!

Xianne & Haki: Gasp!!

(Jae-Ho) NooOO!! there is nothing gonna stop us (Jae-Ho)
Nothing can ever come between us (not even Haki)
so come and dance with me
JAE-HO!! (ooh)

Haki: Haru!!! you traitor!!

Catch you, catch you, catch you, i will catch you
I want you now
I know that you like me, yes you like me
i need you now
Iam yours forever(forever), yes, forever(forever)
You will follow
anywhere in anyway
Never gonna let go
(Jae-Ho)

Haki: im dying...dying

(Jae-ho) Escape (escape) away(away)
no you won't find a place
this FANTACY of you and me
is SO written on your face (Jae-Ho)

Xianne: correction..it's on your face..not mine (murmur) Haki:wha~~at!?
(translation:no!!~ jae-ho noo~~!!)

Iia!!~ (Jae-Ho) Iiaa~~!!
I can (i can) feel you (feel you)
Cunning like insane
there's a notion in your heart
want me to feel the same

Xianne: huh--?

(Jae-Ho) Just keep it burning, yeah baby just keep it coming(Jae-ho)
You're gonna find out, baby i'm one in a million

Ao: i so realized that a long time ago

(Jae-Ho) you are the reason that i breathe(Jae-Ho)
You are the reason that i still believe ( Jae-Ho)
YOU ARE MY DESTINY JAE-HO!!
no!oh-oh-oh!!
(Jae-Ho) no there is nothing that can stop us(Jae-ho)
HAKI can't ever come between us (Jae-ho)

Haki and Xianne:what!?

so come and dance with me JAE-HO!! (ooh)
(HaruxAo is Destiny)

Haru: what!?

Catch you, catch you, catch you, i will catch you
i want you now
I know that you like me yes you like me
i need you now
I am yours forever, YES, forever
you will follow
anywhere in anyway
NEVER gonna let go

Haki: -lost his soul
(translation: noo!~~)

Jae-Ho ( Iiaa!~~) Jae-ho (Iiaa!~~) Jae-Ho!
I need you , gonna make it! (Jae-ho)
I'M READY!! SO TAKE IT!!

Haki: Gasp!!!

(Jae-Ho) you are the reason that i breathe (Jae-ho)
you are the reason why i still believe( Jae-ho)
YOU ARE MY DESTINY JAE-HO!! no!uh-oh!

(Jae-Ho) NO THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN STOP US!(Jae-Ho)

Xianne: such words make me hopeless

HAKI can't ever come between us (Jae-Ho)
so come and dance with me~ JAE-HO! (ooh) (HARUXAO it's destiny)
JAE-HO!!
(baka baka!)
(baka baka!)
JAE-HO!!
(baka baka!)
JAE-HO!!
(baka baka!)
JAE-HO!!!

Ao: ba--
Xianne and Miichiyo: stares...
Ao: ka..?
Haki: -beaten

HARU: THANK YOU EVERYONE!! > x <


GO FIND JAI-HO MP3 ON YOUR OWN!!

for accompaniment if you ever wanna try singing it with us!!

olympics: ROUND1 PART 2

Magpie:

COMING UP NEXT!

JYUN GO vs. JIUNG BEI

[crowd: YEAAHHH!!! WHOOOT!]

Ref [xianne-tee]:

All right you two, PLEASE DON'T get tempted like Xianne. I want a VERY clean fight. UNDERSTAND!?

JG: OH YEAH~

JB: YES SIR uhh I mean Ma'aM! 

JG: you are soo embarassing.

JB: WHAT!? I AM NOT

JG: you are too! you just called the WOMAN referee 'SIR'

JB: HEY! Atleast i took it BACK and changed it to Ma'am!

Ref: SHUT UP you two! Ring the DAMN bell! -points at bell-

[sfx: CLIIINNNGG!!!]

Blindfolded Banigiri: I can tell! This is gonna be good!! -smiles big-

-Evan/Ella and Raichan looks at her WEIRDLY-

Ref: READY, GO!

BOTH: Sai-sho-gun! JACKENPON!

[JG: ROCK ; JB: SCISSORS]

JB: You're such a LOSER

JG: LUCKY SHOT -steps forward-

Sai-sho-gun! JACKENPON!

Sai-sho-gun! JACKENPON!

Sai-sho-gun! JACKENPON!

Sai-sho-gun! JACKENPON!

-JG & JB: panting-

[JG: PAPER; JB: SCISSORS]

JG: HWAAAAT!?!?! -in almost SPLIT position-

JB: BLEEHHH!! YOU CAN't TAKE THIS!!! ADMIT IT!! LOSER!

JG: NO!! I WILL TRY!! I CAN DO THIS! -goes back and stretches further but is 1/2 in. away-

SEE!! I told you I can do it! 

JB: No you can't! -blows hard at JG and giggles-

JG: -falls face down-

JB: Who's the LOSER now eh?! -laughs hard-

JG: -stands up- SHUT UP! -hits him in the head and walks away-

JB: -falls hard on the floor-

REF: -Xianne-tee laughs at them both-

Jiung Bei!! GET UP here!!

JB: UH YES MA'AM!

ReF: The winner is... JIUNG BEI!!

-raises his arm- 

[crowd: goes wilder~]

Magpie: 

Congratulations to Jiung Bei!

And now, instead of the usual INTERMISSION number, we will have the first ever 

Evan and Ella's YAOI KISS CAM!!

To take over this segment, may I call on our judges Evan Mafioso and Ella Monroe. Let's give them a big whoop!!

[crowd: OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!]

Raichan: -gets excited-

Banigiri: I CAN'T WATCH 

Xianne-tee: This is gonna be GOOD! 

Evan: Xianne! Please join me and Ella here on stage

**xianne goes to the stage

--screaming fans--

Ella: A'Right Xianne! Ok, now I want our contestants, Jiung Bei, Jyun Go and Haru to please join us here on stage

JG, JB & Haru: -hesitating to enter-

ELLA: -gets pissed- I SAID JOIN US!!!!!!! -pants-

JG, JB and Haru: -runs to the stage- 

ELLA: very good! -smiles-

EVAN and ELLA: EVERYBODY! IT's the moment we've all been waiting for! Xianne, approach one!

-Xianne walks slowly to the boys-

[sfx: drumroll]

--screaming fangirls, raichan, xianne-tee and magpie--

Haki and Kane: -watching nervously... :S-

-xianne stops in front of the boys, hesitates and suddenly...

 

-shockingly makes EYES DROP-

-fans go KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! and OMG!!!!-

-some fans fainted including HAKI, KANE and BANIGIRI[wt??]-

OLYMPICS: ROUND1 PART 1

Magpie: 

First Competitors!

HARU vs. XIANNE

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!

*Haru and Xianne face each other

BOth: GRRRR~

Xianne-tee: All right you two! I want a CLEAN fight! NO suck ups and NO crying for 'MOMMY!', A'right?! 

                Ready!? -faces xianne- 

*xianne NODS* 

Ready?! -faces Haru-

*Haru responds*

A'right! LET'S GO! -points at the bell- [sfx: CLIIIIINNNGGG!!!!]

BOTH: SAI-SHO-GUN! JACKEN PON!!!! 

*xianne: ROCK /haru: SCISSORS*

xianne: WAHAHAAH!! LOSER! *moves one step back* 

BOTH: SAI-SHO-GUN! JACKEN PON!!!! 

Haru: NYAHAHA!!!

BOTH: SAI-SHO-GUN! JACKEN PON!!!! 

Xianne: BWAHAHAH!!!

SAI-SHO-GUN! JACKEN PON!!!! 

SAI-SHO-GUN! JACKEN PON!!!! 

SAI-SHO-GUN! JACKEN PON!!!! 

--BOTH breathes HEAVILY---

JUDGES: this is tough

Magpie: THE suspense is killing us ALL!!!

Haru: One more and I BET he's OUT! MWAHAHA!!!

Xianne: If I get this RIGHT, he'll give-up for sure!! DAHAHAHA!! 

BOTH: SAI-SHO-GUN! JACKEN PON!!!! 

**looks at their hands **

--Xianne: Rock/ Haru: Paper --

HARU: YES! 

Xianne: NOO! **changes to SCISSORS** HAAAAH!!

Referee: HEY! THAT's CHEATING! YOU LOSE! AND SINCE YOU LOSE, YOU SHALL FACE THE JUDGES!!!!

Xianne: WAAA NOO!!!! I DID NOT CHEAT! HE CHEATED! HE's THE ONE WHO COULDN'T TAKE THE STRETCH!

REF: HEY HEY! I'm the REFEREE here!! SHUT UP!

Xianne: YES SIR! uhh... MA'AM! -feels like crying-

REF: The winner is HARU! * takes Haru's arm and raises it * 

-crowd goes CRAAAZZZY-

Magpie: HOORAY HARU! CONGRATULATIONS! BUT... UH-OH! Looks like Xianne's gonna be facing the WRATH of the judges! The judges will choose if Xianne gets to continue competing in the NEXT ROUND! He needs atleast 3 out of 4 VOTES to be able to continue. ALL RIGHT NOW, MOMENT OF TRUTH! 

Raichan: APPROVE! **THUMBS UP**

Banigiri: **THUMBS up!**

Magpie: He's now got 2, one more and he'll be able to continue!

Ella and Evan: -talks about it- We shall let you continue, 

Xianne: YES!!

E & E: BUT!

Xianne: HUH!? 

E & E: BUT, you shall be facing a consequence since you lost UNFAIRLY. [[ROFL]]

For our and for everybody else's pleasure, you will be a part of what we call the YAOI KISS CAM!! and will ONLY be allowed to make-out with fellow contestants! Isn't that EXCITING!!?? 

--standing ovation from the crowd--

Xianne: WHAAATT!!!??! BUT... BUT...

Magpie: OMG! It is decided that Xianne will push through but, he will be a part of ELLA AND EVAN'S YAOI KISS CAM! that would take place right after the end of the LAST part of ROUND 1! And he is ONLY allowed to kiss one of his fellow contestants! WHO WILL BE THE LUCKY CONTESTANT!?!?! NOW! IT's UP TO YOU to choose who!