A wonderful famiry pt. 5

-Ikeuchi residence-

-When daddy gets questioned-

Haru: Come on, kids. It's time to take a bath. Let's go!
Gaki: Bath~! Bath~! Bath~!
Haku: Kuru kuru pa! [a cute expression that means you're crazy!]

-bathroom-

Haru: -scrub- -scrub- -scrub-
Haku: Daddy!
Haru: What is it, Haku-chi?
Haku: Why do me and Gaki need to take a bath together?
Gaki: -squeezes rubber ducky-
Haru: -scrub- -scrub- because you're brothers. taking a bath together means you're bonding~ -smile-
Gaki: Did you and Aya-obasan take a bath together too? -splashes water-
Haru: -scrub- -scrub- Ah yeah. When we were younger -smile-
Haku: But daddy! You and mommy ALWAYS take a bath together! You're not brothers are you?
Haru: ...-fixes glasses- Time for bed.

-When mommy gets questioned-

-Bedroom-
Haki: Come on, kids. Did daddy wash you well?
Kids: yeah! -runs-
Gaki: -gets stuffed toy then runs to bed-
Haki: Haku-chi come on. Get on your bed now.
Haku: -gets on bed-
Haku: Mommy, I have a question.
Haki: What is it honey?
Haku: When you and daddy take a bath together. Is oto-chan hurting you?
Haki: Huh?? No! Where'd you get that idea?
Haku: Because mama, when you're in the bath together you always say, "No! Not there it tickles!".
Haku: Mommy? Is that part of bonding?
Haki: -dizzydizzy- Good night honey -turns off lights-

-outside-

Haru: Oh. Haki-chan? You look pale. What's wrong?
Haki: Stop talking to the children -dizzydizzy-
Haru: Huh?! What'd I do?!?
Haki: -slams door-
Haru: Ugh. What's wrong with him. Really. I can't understand my wife...[yes. he's the husband. everyone knows that X3]

M-Michiyo?!

Shizuka: EH?!
Xianne: I NEVER KNEW EITHER!! MAN..SHE'S SO COOL
Haru: I think...that's why Haki was also part of this because of Miichan
Xianne: WHY DOES HE KEEP FORCING HIMSELF ON HER! CLEARLY I'M MORE DESERVING OF HAKI'S LOVE
Ao: Xianne, are you forgetting?
Haku: Daddy! Where's Mommy?
Haru: Oh. Come with me, Haku
Xianne: HUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! -runs away-
Ao: -sniff-

-END-

An odd couple pt.2

- why did Ao like her -

Shizuka: Ne~ Shinju-san (respectful lover accent) why did you like me?

Ao: because.... haru likes you and this is my revenge... or was i wrong?

Shizuka: go die...

Ao: shizuka! that was a joke

Shizuka : go die more... HOW WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE WITH THAT SERIOUS FACE!!?

Ao: but this is my joking face... [nonchalant]

Shizuka: oh... -blush ( that's so cool~)


- why did Shizuka like him-

Ao: Chimoku-san...why do you like me?

Shizuka: because... you took me away from Haru... (totally smiling)

Ao: is that a joke?

Shizuka: no

[Shizuka thinks its noble to be taken away]
[Ao still thinks it's a joke...but not laughable so just ignored it]

An odd couple pt. 1

[SWING]
Ao: [alone]
Shizuka: [comes]
Ao: hurts...
Shizuka: Yeah, I see. You're getting paler
Ao: This is natural, girl
Shizuka: ...oh
Shizuka: demo ne... everything will be fine -jumps off the swing-
Shizuka: There are alot of people there to love [sparkle sparkle -flips hair- sun shine]
Ao: -blush... stands...grabs scissors out of nowhere...cuts hair]
Ao: Marry me
Shizuka: EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH?!?! WHY'D YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?!
Ao: Because I'm prettier than you are with it
Shizuka: Aaah...-blush-
[she thinks it's noble] [they became a couple for 3 years with Gray knowing that they're lesbians]

A wonderful famiry pt. 4

-Ikeuchi residence-

Haki: [on the phone] Oto-sama, I'm coming to Osaka by the end of the week. Gray will be with me
Oto-sama Mitsuru: AH!! YES! YES! OFCOURSE! WE'LL PREPARE FOR YOUR ARRIVAL! HAVE A SAFE TRIP!
Haki: Thanks Oto-sama. See you next week

-NEXT WEEK-

Okaa-sama Mitsuru: Ah!! They're here!!
Haki and Gray: Oto-sama!! Okaa-sama!!
Haki: Uhm~ Mom, Dad. I have news to tell you
Oto-sama Mitsuru: What is it?
Haki: You're grandparents now!
Gray: ack..
Parents: AAAHHH!! REALLY??!??
Haki: -goes to the car- Come on kids run to ojii-chan and obaa-chan
Kids: OJII-CHAN OBAA-CHAN!!!~~
Parents: Aaaahhh!!! How adorable!! Twins!!!
Oto-sama Mitsuru: Gray! You're such a disgrace! Your younger brother beat you to giving us grandchildren! That's not how I raised you! I raised you to be a true man!!
Gray: ...True man...? Oto-sama...if only you knew...TT D TT
Oto-sama: Knew what?
Gray: n-nothing...

A wonderful famiry pt. 3

-Ikeuchi Residence-

Gray: I can't believe Ao's a lesbian... I heard she got married to that Shizuka girl
-an ambiance of no one caring...[haru haki=GAY]-
Haru: Pass me the ketchup will you
Haki: You could say please!

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Miichan: [on the phone] I heard Shizuka and Ao had a fight yesterday
Gray: Oh? Why?
Miichan: Shizuka can't believe her husband's prettier than her
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-Pre-school-

Kid classmate 1: Mama!
Mama: Ah! *namebleep* Did you have fun in class?
Kid classmate 1: Yeah! Mama! I've made new friends~! -pulls mama-
Kid classmate 1: Mama, this is Gaki-chi and Haku-chi!
Haku and Gaki: -smile-
Mama: Awww!! What adorable twins!
Gaki: Thank you! They said we got our looks from Mommy!
Mama: Aaa~h! Your mommy must be really pretty~!
Haki: Gaki! Haku!
Kids: MOMMY!!! -runs-
Mama: Eh?!

-Pre-school 2-

Gaki: Ano...Haku-niichan...~
Haku: What is it?
Gaki: *namebleep*'s mama has something infront of her chest!
Haku: Aa~h! Yeah~! I saw that!
Gaki: Is it normal? Why doesn't mommy have those?
Haku: Maybe what's infront of *namebleep*'s mama are balls! So when he wants to play!
Gaki: I want mommy to have those!
Haku: Me too! So we can play anytime!

-Ikeuchi residence-

Kids: MOMMY~!
Haki: How was your day?
Haku: Mommy! Place these balls inside your shirt!
Haki: EEEEEEHH??!?! WHY?!?!
Gaki: Because *namebleep*'s mom has them! We want to pway balls anytime!
Haki: What??
Haku: You're a mommy! So you should have these! All the mommies I see in school have these!
Haki: -in a state of shock-
Haru: pffft
Haki: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING YOUR CHILDREN?!?

A wonderful famiry pt. 2

---When Gray Visits---

Gray: ara~! Gaki, You've grown beautiful!!

Haki: Gaki's a boy...

Gray: then...Haku...

Haki: He's also a boy....

Gray: ... oh ...

--- When Gaki and Haku visits Gray ---

-keeping PORN away from children ver. 1-
Haku: Ojii-san~~!!!

Gray: it's OJI-SAN...why do you keep calling me grandpa..?

Gaki: nee~ what's this? [porn magazine] we found it under your bed! [gullible]

Haku: and all of them are girls...

Gray: we~ll it's because I'm a doctor...that's what you call anatomy...(i think)

Kids: oooh~~

Haku: demo ne~ papa (haru) keeps 2 or 3 too...even if he's not a doctor

Gray: .... well that's....

Gaki: Mama too (haki(he's still a GUY after all) !
Gray: -faints-

Haku: eeeh~~

- keeping PORN away from children ver. 2-

Haku: Ojii-san~~!!!

Gray: it's OJI-SAN...

Gaki: nee~ what's this? [porn magazine] we found it under your bed! [gullible]

Haku: and all of them are girls...

Gray: we~ll it's because I'm a doctor...that's what you call anatomy...(i think)

Kids: oooh~~

Haku: i wonder if papa (haru) is studying mama (haki) ne~!?

Gaki: hmm...yeah! PAPA has a lot of MAMA's pictures!! [innoscently proud]

Gray: - faints-

Haku: oya...ojii-san...those were pretty normal pictures compared to those... (he's mature but tries to act like his age)

A wonderful famiry pt. 1

-Ikeuchi residence-
Gaki: [coming] Okaa-san! Mirumiru! Someone gave me a star!
Haki: I told you not to talk to strangers!
Haki: Honey! Stalker-san keeps on coming back
[stalker-san: kei'ian]
Haku: [coming] Okaa-san! Mirumiru! I kicked a stalker's butt!
Haru: THAT'S MY SON!
Haki: Gaki is also your son! BAKA!!

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Aya: oya! Onii-chan I brought donuts!
Haku: ara.! Onii-baba!!
Gaki: Oni-baba tte nani?
Aya: Haru-nii! Teach your kids proper manners will you?!

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to be continued

before everything starts...

Mii and Shi: AWWWW!!!

Kane: KAWAII SAAAAA!!!

Xianne: THIS KID HAS SO MUCH RESEMBLANCE TO HAKI??

Hannah: KEI'IAN DID YOU ADOPT A BABY???!

Raichan: Guys...guys...that kid...is Gaki...he has a brother named Haku. They're twins

Kane: ARE THEY GONNA BE HERE IN OH SO SWEET??????

Magpie: They're already here

Gaki and Haku: HIIIIIII!!!

ALL: AAAAAAHHHHH!!! KAWAIIIIIIIIII~~~!!!

Xianne: YOU'RE SO CUTE!! -pinches cheeks-

Haku: LET GO!!

Ao: For some reason...you awfully look like...Haru

Haku: DUH! BECAUSE HE'S MY DAD!!

Ao: EH?!

ALL: WHAAAAAAAATT?!?!?!

Aya: I'M AN AUNTIE NOW?!!?

Haru: Haku!!! Damn it I've been looking for y--- hey guys!

Ao: H-Haru my love...h-he's your child???!!

Haru: Yeah... Gaki too~! -pulls Gaki closer-

Shizuka: Who's the mommy????

Haki: HARU HAVE YOU FOUND HAKU??

Gray: ?!?!?!?!???!

Xianne: HUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! -RUNS AWAY-

Gray: -faint-

Miichan: SO CUTE~!!! CONGRATULATIONS HARU HAKI!

Haki: Y-you're not even jealous?

Miichan: YES! I hope I have kids this cute!!! -pinches Gaki's cheeks-

Shizuka: Kyaaaahhh! They're so cute!!

Gaki: MOMMY! I'M SCARED!

Haki: hush hush...!

Aya: C'mere kids~ Auntie Aya will treat you to ice cream!!

Kids: YAY!!

Haku: AUNTIE AYA ROCKS!!!

Aya: I know...I know -tussles hair-

Haki: Will the kids be fine?

Haru: Don't ask me.. -leaves-

Haki: WHAT KIND OF FATHER ARE YOU?!

-END-

Ao: I'm just wondering...how did---

Raichan and Magpie: ALL QUESTIONS WILL BE IGNORED!!

Wh-WHAT?!

Xianne: Like last time...i really don't know what to say...
Kane: This is just too shocking
Ao: -enters the room-
Ao: !?!?!?!?!?!?! -still no expression though but you get the point-
Gray: OMIGAD AO-CHAN!!!!! ilu!! iluu!!!!
Ao: -still in a nonchalant state of shock-
Haru: Ao's kinda...pretty here
Haki: Yah! I didn't know he could make such an innocent face
Miichan: I like your hair ao-chan!!
Ao: ...-keeping his cool-
Xianne: HEY! LOOK AT THIS


Gray: EH!?!? ARE THESE GUYS IDIOT? AO-CHAN IS A GIRL!!
Haki: Gray-nii you idiot
Ao: ...!!! -walks away-
Kane: Ao-san!! Gosh! he looked pale again!!
Haru: He's always pale

-END-

Ao: Evan I need you to do something for me...

Are you not listening during class?

Ao: Is this what you guys do during class?
Kane: Ao-san where did you get those?
Ao: I know people

JB: I don't know if it's just me but isn't this a little bit violating?
Xianne: I see no problem with it.
Haki: You shameful---

Xianne: AH! HAKI-CHAN!!! EXPRESSING MY LOVE TO YOU IS NEVER SHAMEFUL!!!
Haru: Raichan...

Raichan: That was supposed to be a private thing!!!

Mii: There's nothing to worry about Raichan~!

Gray: Must you really insist with this kind of thing?

ALL: YES!!!!

Xianne: ALL??! HAKI?!? YOU TOO?!?!

Haki: NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!! PLEASE END THIS NOW!!

Haru: Haki...I had an eye for Aki but since you're starting to agree...I might as well...

Aya: Haru-nii who's Aki?

Haru: AYA?! You're too young to be here!

Haki: WHY ISN'T THIS ENDING?!?!?!

-END-

Must he be related? pt. 3

Xianne: I-I have nothing to say
Kane: Me too
Jyun: -faints-
Jyun: -recovers- WHY?!?!
Haru: I like your hairstyle Jyun. Finally managed to russle into your *coughNONEXISTINGcough* funds?
Jyun: -given up the will to argue-
Kane: WHO WAS HIS UKE?!?! I KNEW HE WAS REPLACING ME!!! -cries-
Gray: Just so you know, that's my clinic...

-an ambiance of no one caring-
Shizuka: GRAY-KUN IS SOOOOO POPULAR!!
Gray: LET'S END THIS. NOW!!

-END-
Gray: Thank you!!

Wh-what?? Who is it??

Jyun: Look what I've found!!

Xianne: JYUN!!!

Jyun: What? It was on screensaver mode again
Xianne: IT HAD A PASSWORD!!!

Ao: For the record, I had nothing to do with it

Jyun: Haki's part of the Dollars now??

Xianne: But I thought that only existed in an anime?

Ao: Who knows. Maybe they DO exist

Xianne: W-wait! This isn't Haki. The username's Raichan

Jyun: RAICHAN'S PART OF THE DOLLARS?!?! NO WAY!!!

Ao: I don't think so. That avatar is obviously Haki

Xianne: Hey! They both might be part of the Dollars!!

Jyun: Yeah!

Ao: ...

-end-

Ao: Xianne, you have way too much Japanese tutorials -points at favorites bar- Are you having that much trouble?

Xianne: HUWAAAAAAHHHH!!! -sobs- -runs away-

Tryin tah Reveal it tah Haki...

-Dorm-

Haki: Haru, look at this...isn't she cute? Rai-chan gave it to me...
Haru: hmmm...? yeah she's...OH SH..! What the..!


-Studi-OH!-

Haru: Rai-chan!!! WHAT IS THIS!!?
Rai-chan: a picture...obviously...taken by Ao....specifically
Haru: Yes...i know...but why did you GIVE it to Haki!!! are you planning to reveal to Haki about him being...[whispers] Aki?
Rai-chan: ah...i forgot oh well..i thought we should give the model a copy as well..
Haru: what do you mean by oh well?....oh aki~~ they should have given you to me~~

-Dorm-

Haki: Untie me!!!Give back MY (haki: a picture in his possession; heads and haru: a picture of him) picture!!! [whispers] curse this neck tie....

Must he be related? pt. 2

Xianne and Kane: ...
Xianne: Really?
Kane: HUWAAAA--!!
Jyun and Jiung: -barges in and the door gets broken- KANE-CHAN WHAT'S WRONG?!?
Magpie: WTF! I AIN'T PAYIN FOR THAT DOOR!
Haru: Poor guys...you're adding more expenses to already squirmy Cookies n Cream funds.
Jyun: GET OUT! WHY'RE YOU HERE?
Haru: Xianne's here
Shizuka: Helloooo~~ You guys are kinda getting sidetracked from the point
Jyun: Oh yea...damn Haru..it's his fault..anyway
Jiung: Kane-chan what's the matter?
Kane: I'm confused!!!
Jiung: Don't tell me it's another one of your homeworks again!!
Kane: It's not! Look at this -points at Xianne's computer-

Jiung: What's this?
Jyun: KANE-CHAN DON'T TELL US YOU'RE FALLING INLOVE WITH ANOTHER MAN!!! I MIGHT NOT HANDLE THE PAIN!!!! OOHH!! THE THOUGHT OF YOU LEAVING ME!! IT'S TOO SAAAD

Jiung: Idiot

Kane: No! I'm not leaving you! IT'S MORE LIKE YOU'RE LEAVING ME!!!

Jyun and JB: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~??!?!?

Haru: Oooooohhhhh~~~

Xianne: Tsk tsk tsk.

Jyun: Kane! How could you say that?!

Kane: LOOK AT THAT GUY!!!!! HE LOOKS LIKE YOU!!! YELLOW SKIN BLUE EYES!! WTF! JYUN OPPA!!!

Jyun: WHAT!?! THAT ISN'T ME!!! WHY DID YOU SUSPECT ME?? HE LOOKS MORE LIKE JIUNG BEI!! LOOK AT THAT DAMN SHINY HAIR!! JUST LIKE THIS CHINK!!

JB: Don't call me chink you bastard.

Kane: WHAAAAAA!!! JIUNG BEI-KUN!!!!! WHYYYY??!
JB: WHAT/?!?!! NO!! KANE-CHAN YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY ONLY UKE!!!

[Somewhere]

Scipio: Why do i have this odd feeling of rejection?

[back to the main story]

Kane: THEN WHY?!??!?

JB: Honestly, I have no rational explanation for this

Xianne: Maybe---

Jyun: No, Xianne. He's not a cosplayer

Xianne: Wha--HOW'D YOU KNOW??!

Haru: He must be related to either one of you

JB: Not this theory again

Kane: it's possible -sniff- -sniff-

Jyun: UGH! Okay shoot.

Haru: Hm. Their parents must've hooked up

JB: EEEEHH?!?

Jyun: DON'T DRAG MY APPAJJI INTO THIS!!!! YOU'VE BLAMED HIM FAR TOO MUCH!!! -cries-

Ao: Hm yes. I see that as a possibility.

Haru: So this guy is like a love child or something,huh?

Ao: No. I guess not. Maybe he was actually born first then his parents filed a divorce and ended up marrying somebody else

Xianne: Hm. right.

Kane: So does that mean...

Haru: JYUN AND JIUNG ARE STEP BROTHERS AND THIS GUY ON THE COVER RIGHT HERE IS YOUR BIG BROTHER!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Jyun: -faints-

Jiung: I refuse to have this thing related to me! It's bad enough that we share Kane now we have to share blood?

Jyun: I COULDN'T AGREE MORE!!!

Haru: Oh come on you two. Haven't you noticed the similarity?

Xianne: Yeah. You're names sound awfully similar. jyun jiung jyun jiung jyiung. See? Even I get confused

Haru: And your both asian and if you mix your looks together you're gonna end up looking like that guy, your onii-san.

Ao: The way you look right now must have been the result of your parents' genes splitting up

Xianne: It's kinda logical if you ask me

Jyun: NO ONE'S ASKING YOU!! UGH!!

Ao: If you're still unclear there's only one person who can make this situation less awkward than it already is

Magpie: Why y'all lookin at me?

Kane: I WANNA MEET JIUNG AND JYUN'S BIG BROTHER!!!!!!

Jyun and Jiung: AHCK!!! DAMMIT!!!

Jyun: I haven't even met him yet I already despise him so much!!!

Jiung: ME TOO!!!!

Ao: Yes. They ARE related after all

Haru: Hahah...eew.

-end.....really?-

woah?

Jyun: Woah
Xianne: HEY!
Jyun: What? Your laptop was on screensaver mode
Xianne: IT HAD A PASSWORD!!
Jyun: Uh..blame Ao for that
Ao: ...I can't believe I'm being dragged into this
Kane: Haki-chan? Seme?
Haru: No way in hell that would happen
Kane: Then who's the Mitsuru?
JB: He's relative probably
-everyone looks at Gray-
Gray: ...
Ao: You disgraceful old man
Gray: HEY! I'M ONLY *agebleep* AND COMPARED TO YOU GUYS I'M LEGAL ENOUGH FOR THIS KIND OF STUFF
Haru: He does have a point. I'm only 17 to begin with
Gray: One more year for you
Haru: It sucks
Jyun: What's the difference? You're doing it anyway
Ao: I see no problem with it if Kane's doing it too
Kane: 16
Gray: WHAT/!!?! YOU'RE TOO YOUNG!
Haru: uh. You're not quite in the position to say that. Haki's 16
Gray: DON'T DRAG MY LITTLE BROTHER INTO THIS!!
JB: What a terrible brother-complex you have there
Xianne: I can't believe Gray-san was in a BL manga
Gray: Hey! I needed the extra money
Haru: Are you sure you're a doctor?
Gray: MY PROFESSION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!
Kane: Extra money? For what?
JB: His AV stuff
Gray: AV?!?! HOW'D YOU---KIDS TODAY!! KNOWING ALL THESE KINDS OF STUFF! IT'S DEVASTATING!!! I SHOULD MAKE SURE THAT HAKI STAYS INNOCENT!!!
Jyun: I see no hope in you're plan
Ao: I agree
Haki: WTF?!??! I LIKE GIRLS!!!! GIRLS!!!!

facebook and xianneXD

narrator:
the oh! so sweet~ building...

IS UNDERATTACK BY XiANNE's OVERWHELMED-ness!!

Haru:
what the hell is wrong with you?

Xianne:
oh! nothing much...

Haru:
pssh!

Xianne:
ok! ok! i just made...

Haru:
made what?

Xianne:
a facebook page!!

Haru:
psh! so that's it!!??

Xianne:
that's not JUST it!

Haru:
then what?! what's so special about a facebook page?!

Xianne:
i can connect with fellow HAKi fans easier! DuH!!! and i can show them that i have all the right to the position of president to his fan club!! :3 -weeeeee!-

Haru:
tch! that's just ... aww! you dont know how to use facebook! give me that! -grabs mouse-

Xianne:
NOOOO~! it's mine! -grabs mouse-

haru and xianne trying to pull the mouse to each other and arguing until...

CLICK!

Xianne:
awwww! what did you do!?

Haru:
me!? you're the one who does not know how to use fb!

xianne:
what!? wait... what's fb?

haru:
facebook you!?

xianne:
wait!! look at what you made me click!!

-points at recent activity-

Haru:
what the!?

haru and xianne: oooooh~

narrator:
and so, xianne shuts up! thanks to haru and facebook! lmaooo

---random fb. wla ako maicp hahaha!!

you guys sure know privacy

Jyun: I know it's not like me to snoop around other people's stuff but lately I had a sudden urge to violate other people's privacy
JB: That's because you keep hanging out with Ao
Ao: ...
JB: No offense, Ao
Ao: None taken
Jyun: Anyway as I was saying...I had this sudden urge to go through people's stuff...like Kane's drawers
JB: Really? What was in there
Jyun: Oh...you know... the usual
JB: Oooh -leaves-
Jyun: So moving on, I was going around the company when I ended up in Haki's room and look at this:

Jyun: I print screened him before he got back from the bathroom. Uh-oh...he's back shit

Haki: ...WHAAAA?!?!?!?!

I really wanna know. Like REALLY

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Mixed up
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-Gray and Haki talking in Osaka-ben-
Gray: Haki, takoyaki o gyousan tabeta!! [Haki, you ate too much takoyaki!!]
Haki: Eh?? Nande yanen? Takoyaki ga meh-cha suki dame [Eh? What are you saying? I don't like takoyaki very much]
Gray: Honma?? [Really??]
Haki: Hoya hoya [yeah]

-Somewhere in Mixed up-
Xianne: Haru-kun
Haru: What?
Xianne: You know that even though I've learned japanese and all I still get the words mixed up
Haru: Yeah and so?
Xianne: I faintly heard Haki-chan and Gray talking in a really unusual language. I didn't understand it...
Haru: Huh? What was it like?
Xianne: I really didn't hear it too much but it kinda sounded different. Not your everyday tokyo-japanese way. Was it japanese?
Haru: No way! You heard Haki speak in Osaka-ben?!
Xianne: Oh so that's what osaka-ben is. I've always wanted to hear someone talk that way!!
Haru: Me TOO!!
Xianne: You're always with Haki. I'm surprised you've never heard him before
Haru: He refuses to talk that way. The only time you'll hear him when he's talking to Gray in a really closed place
Xianne: Hey Haru-kun...
Haru: Let's go
Xianne: EEEE!!

-somewhere-
Ao: Have you heard?
Jyun: Heard what?
Ao: That Haru and Xianne are gonna force Haki to speak in his native tongue
Jyun: NO WAY! I ALWAYS WANTED TO HEAR SOMEONE TALK IN OSAKA-BEN!
Ao: Then let's go
Kane: Wait! I'm coming too!
JB: Me too

-somewhere-
Rhayne: What's osaka-ben?
Constantine: I dunno. Venia, what's osaka-ben?
Venia: Shira-n mo-n [I have no idea]
Constantine: Is that the way to treat your older brother?!
Rhayne: Give it up
Kite: Osaka-ben?
Rhayne: yeah. Have any idea what that is?
Kite: Hm. I'm afraid not
Constantine: Where'd you hear the word anyway?
Rhayne: The comedy guys said they're interested to hear Haki talk that way
Constantine: oh. It must be some kind of magical chant or something
Rhayne: Let's check it out
Constantine: LET'S GO!!
Kite: Magical chant? Venia,...
Venia: Don't ask me...

-Haki's room-
Haki: -playing Devil may cry- Ghyaa!! Take thaat!
Xianne: KNOCK KNOCK!! HAKI-CHAN IT'S ME! XIANNE!
Haki: NANDEKKA?! IMA JIKAN GA WARUI-JAN DA. [WHAT DO YOU WANT?! NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME]
Xianne: Oooh. He's good
Haru: I know.. We'll get him to speak osaka-ben in no time
Xianne: AJA!
Haru: HAKI! WE RESPECT YOU'RE PRIVACY BUT WE'RE GOING IN ANYWAY
Haki: DAME DA!! [DON'T!!] -Dante dies- Ahhh!! Shimatta!! [Ah! Sh*t!!]
Xianne: Haki-chaaaa~~n
Haki: What is it?!
Haru: Haki, we won't be going around the bush. WE WANT YOU TO SPEAK IN OSAKA-BEN! RIGHT NOW!
Haki: Isn't this a little too straight forward?
Haru: Yes. Yes it is
Haki: I don't want to!
Xianne: Why nooooot?
Haki: Why will I have to? I can speak in standard japanese with no problems why would I bother myself with you guys making fun of the way I talk?
Xianne: But you talk that way with Gray!!
Haki: DUH! BRO-THER
Xianne: I don't care!! I wanna hear you now!!
Haki: Why is this such a big deal?!
Haru: It just is. Look, if you won't talk then we'll have to resort to drastic measures
-SUSPENSE MUSIC-
Haki: WHAT?
.
.
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Haki: AAAAA~~~HHH!
-outside-
Jyun: Oh my god....d'year that?! What the hell are they doing in there???!?
Ao: Haru...~

Haru: This is gonna get rough if you don't start talking
Haki: NO!!! HARU XIANNE!! IYaaaaa~!!

JB: !!!!
Ao: -gets paler-
Kane: Ao-san are you alright? You're awfully pale
Ao: I'm always pale

Haki: I'M GONNA----

Constantine: Oh my god. He's gonna what?!?
Ao: -faints-
Kane: AH!! AO-SAN!!

Haki: ----THROW A TANTRUM!! STOP IT!!!
Haru: Xianne shred this -gives stationery-
Xianne: PAPER SHREDDER~~!!
SSSHHHZZZTT SSSSHHHZZZZTT!!

Haki: AAAAAHHCCCKKKK!!!! NOOOOO!!! THAT WAS A LIMITED EDITION PANDA EMBOSSED STATIONERY SET!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
Haru: Are you gonna talk or not?
Haki: I STILL REFUSE!!
Haru: -gets something-
Haki: WHAAA!! NOOOO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!! PLEASE!! PLEASE!!
Haru: No way. Talk or your panda head plushie will be ripped to shreds -gives it to Xianne-
Xianne: SHR~~~EEEDDD~~EEERRRR~~
Haru: I told you it'll get rougher if you don't talk
Haki: N-NO!! WAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! -CRIES-
Haru and Xianne: Mwaha-mwahahahahaaha-hahaha-haaaaahh!!

-outside-
Jyun: Is i just me or did this just turn down right evil?
Kane: -fans Ao's face- You're still concerned about that over Ao-san fainting?!
JB: Hm. yeah
Rhayne: Yup
Constantine: Pretty much

-The next morning-
-Kitchen-

Heads: Good morning!!
Haru: Morning
Xianne: AN YEONG!!
Jyun: an yeong
Kane: M~ooorniiing
JB: GOODMORNING
Rhayne: Hello
Constantine: Oi~!
Ao:...
Raichan: My, seems like you're all in a good mood today
Magpie: Even Ao
Heads: GOOD MORNING HAKI
Haki: Zaimasu...-sob- -sob-
Raichan: What happened to you?
Haki: WHAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!! DON'T REMIND ME!!! -RUNS-
Raichan: Haru what'd you do to him?
Haru: Hey! I wasn't... oh okay yeah. It was me
Xianne: WE FORCED HIM TO SPEAK IN OSAKA-BEN!
Heads: WHAT?!? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?!?!?! IT'S RARE TO HEAR HIM SPEAK THAT WAY!!
Jyun: They've done things. Bad things. Really bad things
Kane: Things that'll emotionally scar him forever
Heads: YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!!!

-GROUP HUG-

Yes. haki's still miserable

HWANYEONG HAP NI DA! HWAITING!

Michiyo: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~AAAAHHH!!

Haki: WHY'D YOU HAVE TO BRING HIM TO A SALON?!

Michiyo: SHUT UP HAKI!

Raichan: He needed to look the part and besides he needed it, right Xianne?

Xianne: I see no connection of this conversation to the title

Michiyo: HE LOOKS SO KOREAN NOW!!!! I LOVE HIM!!! XIAAANNNEE-OPPPAAAA!!

Haki: MIICHAAANNN!!

Xianne: STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!

Jyun: This is so unfair! I need a new look too!! I'm tired of my hair. It's so similar to this popstar guy's hair back in Korea

Raichan: Don't complain to me. I'm only responsible for Mixed up other than that it's not my concern anymore

Jyun: You're right...-glares at Magpie-

Magpie: We don't have enough funds for your luxuries

Jyun: LUXURIES?!?!

Haru: Cheer up Jyun. You never know...they might cut some of our EXTRA funds and donate them to *coughCHARITYcough* you

Jyun: Are you boasting?

Haru: No *coughYEScough* I'm just pointing out the obvious

Jyun: NO WONDER SHIZUKA DOESN'T LOVE YOU!!

Haru: Awww...isn't that just a desperate attempt to insult me? Well, it won't work. Buy yourself a new insult book...oh wait, I forgot. you don't have ENOUGH MONEY to buy one,sorry.

-leaves-

Jyun: ...!!!!)9809kmmlL!@)09##$(*!!!!SHIBAL!!

Haru: wahahahahahaha!!!

-END-

Xianne: I...I thought this post was about my new haircut? OTL

Michiyo: XIIIAAANNNEEEE

Xianne: AHCK! Never mind...!

uke so

Raichan: LOL
Jyun: It's not something to be surprised about...

Raichan shares

I don't know why but this makes me laugh so much~! hahahahahahah!!! perhaps it's the background? or it's just the thought of haki graduating wahahahahah!!

Haki: hidoi...[how mean]

-end-

it really makes me laugh~

Aya's doubts

Aya: Hi everyone! You see.. I've been here for a week now and I'm really happy to be working on a manga with the heads and with everyone but is it just me or is this sort of thing written on the script?
Shizuka: Who're you talking to?
Aya: Shizuka-chan! I'm glad you're here, you see...-narrates-

[[During the production of Mixed up]]

Raichan: Alright. Go for it
Haru [megane form]: What flavor do you want?
Haki [cutesy form]: Uh..uhm...strawberry...
Haru: Here you go
Haki: Th-thanks...
Haru: Are you having fun being a popstar and all?
Haki: Yes. I really love the feeling of entertaining people. -smiles-
Haru: -heart thumps- [thinking] cute...
Haki: What's wrong Haru?
Haru: N-nothing. Ah...you've got ice cream on your face
Haki: Really?! Oh no...how embarrasing!!
Haru: Let me take it out for you...

Aya: and then onii-chan's hand touches Haki's lip then he blushes then...

Haki: ...Th-Thanks
Haru: -smiles-
Haki: -blush-
Haru: You better finish that ice cream fast. We still have rehearsals
Haki: Okay...

Shizuka: Oh...my...
Aya: That's not all there's still...

Haru: How does this go? -plays guitar-
Haki: Sounds great!
Haru: Really?
Haki: YUP! I can't wait to write lyrics for it
Haru: I'll help you

Shizuka: and then?

Haki: Ooops.. my pen...-bends down-
Haru: Let me get it -bends down-
-Haki and Haru's hands touches-
Haki: -blush-
Haru: -leans-
Haki: mmm!

Aya: Haki was acting all girly from his usual self! I can't really explain it but the two of them had a really different ambiance!
Shizuka: ...
Aya: but when I double checked the script there wasn't any scene like that! What were they doing?
Shizuka: Aya-chan...I think you saw a different production of Mixed up...
Aya: Really? What is it?
Shizuka: Something really different...
Aya: Then why am I not in it?
Shizuka: kyah! no! Don't! You're too young!
Aya: But Raichan got me for this and she said I could be in Mixed up and...
Shizuka: But what you saw them doing was different from the original Mixed up, Aya-chan
Aya: I wanna know what it is
Shizuka: Please...please don't!!
Aya: Why not??
Shizuka: It's really hard to explain
Aya: Are you in the different Mixed up too, Shizuka-chan?
Shizuka: Y-yes...I was part of it one time
Aya: Really? How different is it from the original?
Shizuka: -chokes-
Aya: SHIZUKA-CHAN!!
Shizuka: Bring me...to...GRAY! -choke- -choke-
Aya: aaaaaahh!!

-END-

that was the only way shizuka think of to stop the conversation

Let's welcome this someone

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Oh! So Sweet~
2:30 in the afternoon
Sunday
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Jyun: -infront of the vending machine-
Haru: ...how long do you plan to stand there?
Jyun: ...I realized that I didn't bring any money with me
Haru: Then go back
Jyun: I'm too lazy to go back
Haru: Then ask Kane
Jyun: -slap!- HOW DARE YOU! -leaves-
Haru: ouch... that was the only rational way... -puts in 10 yen-
Haru: mm~ froot loooops~~

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mixed up
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Xianne: Haru-kun! Have you heard?
Haru: Ugh!! Did Haki cry again?
Haki: Shut up!
Haru: Then wha---
Unknown girl: ONIII-CHAAAAAANNNN!!!
Haru:...oniichan? -turns around- GHAAAHH!! YOU!! HOW'D YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS PLACE?!
Unknown girl: Is that the way you greet your sister?
Shizuka: Yeah Haru, where are your manners
Haru: UGH!! I DON'T CARE! WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?!
Raichan: -enters the room- Oh, Aya-chan. You've managed to find the room
Aya: YUP!
Raichan: Everyone meet Aya-chan, she'll be the newest addition to Mixed up!
Haki: Nice to meet you, Aya-chan
Aya: -stare-
Haki: ...
Aya: You look girly. Are you my onii-chan's girlfriend
Ao: UGH!! EVERYTIME!!!! -walks away-
Haki: ...
Aya: Does your silence mean yes?
Haki: ...-walks away- Miichaaa~n!
Michiyo: Don't touch me! HOMO!!
Shizuka: But Miichan, Xianne's---
Michiyo: STOP! I don't wanna hear it!!
Xianne: -whispers- it's trueeeeee~
Haru: WHY'RE YOU HERE?!?! [still in a state of shock]
Raichan: I invited her over since she'll be one of the main characters in Mixed up.
Aya: So from now on, I'm a part of this family!!!!!
Haru: WHY'RE YOU HERE?!?!?

-END-