Cookies n Cream
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Kane: Hm...
JB: What's wrong Kane-chan?
Kane: Do you know this guy?
JB: Hm..he does look familiar...
Kane: I know right! It seems I saw him somewhere before
JB: Come to think of it...he looks like Jyun...
-Jyun enters-
Jyun: I heard my name and it has been deliberately uttered by you -points at JB- Never speak my name unless in word of praise otherwise you're just commiting blasphemy, you bastard
JB: -stare- Have you been hanging out with Ao again?
Kane: Jyun-oppa!!
Jyun: -swoon- What is it my dearest, Ka-----GAAAAAASSSSP!!
JB: Ah-hah! So you ARE related
Jyun: No, we're not. I don't even know this guy
JB: Why the gasp?
Jyun: -pinches Kane's cheeks- I was so stunned with Kane's awfully cute face!! Is it just me or is Kane-chan extra CUTE today?
Kane: ...-calls Xianne-
=Mixed up=
Haki: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! STOP IT!!!! I DON'T WANNA!!!!!!
Haru: Awwww..!! Don't be such a kill joy Haki! Let's do it!!
Xianne: Please Haki-chaaaa~~n? For my sake??
Haki: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Haru and Xianne: WHY NOT?!!? HAAAAAAKKKIII!!!
Kei'ian: DAMMIT KID! JUST PLAY THAT GODDAMN SHOGI WITH THESE GUYS SO THEY'LL SHUT UP AND BE QUIET!!!
Haki: BUT I ALWAYS LOSE TO THEM AND THEN THEY'LL TAKE AWAY MY PANDA CLOCK!!! I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN!!!!
Kei'ian: Ugh!! WHAT A WHINEY LITTLE KID!!!
Haki: DON'T CALL ME THAT!! IF YOU LOSE HANNAH IN A GAME OF SHOGI WILL THAT BE OKAY WITH YOU, HUH!?!?!
Kei'ian: ...GREAT IDEA KID!!!! -leaves-
[Ring ring ring ring ring answer the phone dammit!!] -->actual ringtone. yeah. he never changed it since Raichan bluetoothed it
Xianne: Hello? Ah...uh-huh...okay...mhm..I understand, bye
Haru: Who was that?
Xianne: It was Kane
Haki: What does he want?
Xianne: My my...are we jealous Haki?
Haki: Stop that!!!! -slap-
Xianne: Aish..just kidding sheesh...He wanted me to come over -gets up and goes to the door-
Haki: Why??
Xianne: ahhhh...so you ARE jealous
Haki: Stop saying that
Haru: Stop acting all uke Haki
SPEAKERS: HAKI MITSURU, LEE JAE-HO, AND HARUMA IKEUCHI. I ORDER YOU TO CONTROL YOUR FEELINGS TOWARDS HAKI AND TRY NOT TO ATTEMPT TO MAKE A YAOI SCENE THIS INSTANT!!!! Thank you
Haru: Don't call me by my whole NAME!!!
SPEAKERS: HARUMAHARUMAHARUMAHARUMAHARUMAaaaaaaaAAAAAA~~
Haru: UGH!!
Heads: wahahahahahahah!!!
=Cookies n Cream=
Xianne: What is it, Kane?
Kane: Come look at this
Xianne: What---GAAAAAAAASSSSSPPPP!!!
Jyun: I told you Kane was extra cute today
Xianne: NO! IT's NOT THAT...He's...he's...
JB: You know him?
Xianne: I...I...he's...
Kane: Who??
Xianne: My...
Jyun: Brother??
Xianne: No...my...
JB: Cousin?
Xianne: No...my...
Kane: Father?
Xianne: NO! HE'S MY....
Jyun: YOU'RE WHAT?!?
Xianne: MY WIFE BESIDES HAKI!!!! KYAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! SARANGHAE!! IS HE KOREAN?? HE HAS A MOLE ON THE SAME SPOT AS MINE!! WE'RE MEANT TO BE!! KYAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! IT'S SO HARD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN HAKI AND HIM!! WHAT'S HIS NAME??? SEUNG-HYUN? UHM..UHM.. AH I KNOW CHOI GIN-SEOK??
JB: Is he delirious or something?
Jyun: ...gin-seok...is the name of my dog...
Xianne: He looks like Jyun! Are they related..? Jyun-ah!!! ARE YOU RELATED WITH THIS EPITOME OF MANLINESS??
JB: ...What is it with the words everybody uses today??
Jyun: He's not related to me! I don't even know him!
Kane: That's impossible! He looks like you, he's blonde, he has a mole. Is he your twin?
Jyun: He's not! I only have one brother and he's certainly not my twin
JB: Considering all the points that Kane said plus the way he delivered his line like a complete bastard who keeps on competing for the best country which only turns out that the person begins to appear like a racist, it all comes down to you Jyun-Go. He has your complete qualities. Like...what's the word...it's a fancy englsih word... hmm
Ao: Like a chip of the old block
JB: Yeah! that's it!
Ao: Well...after said that...that means he's your father, Jyun
Jyun: WHAT??!? No he's not!!
Kane: Jyun-oppa's right. It's impossible...
Jyun: Thanks Kane
Kane: ...this guy is like 24 years old, who becomes a dad at 17? I bet this guy is like the second husband of Jyun's mom after he's biological father died. Jyun, growing up without the presence of a real father, started to feel insecure so he adapted the style of his step father just to feel that he belonged to a real family and that he would feel accepted until he's insecurity led to losing his individuality. Well, except for the mole. Kinda creative putting that under your lip, Jyun.
Xianne: My...what a very painful past
Jyun: -crying-
JB: I never thought you knew this much about Jyun,Kane-chan
Jyun: HE DOESN'T!! STOP TRYING TO KILL MY APPAJJI!! AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OPPA?? Look. I have no idea why you're trying to force this guy on me...
Xianne: OMG! I KNOW!! THERE MUST BE THIS WEIRD PLACE WHERE EVERYBODY COSPLAYS AS JYUN!! AND THIS GUY IS ONE OF THOSE DIE HARD FANS THAT COPIES EVERYTHING EVEN THE ATTITUDE
JB: Hm. Good idea.
Jyun: No it's not!!!
-END-
Oh wait not yet...
=Mixed up=
Kei'ian: Noooo!!! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!! I CAN'T WIN!!! I WANNA REMATCH!!! DAMN THIS RIGGED SHOGI GAME!!!
Liu Zhen: ...
