Taiwan vs Korea

Hi people and this is Haru. I'm here because The Heads requested me to host this segment and since I'm bored and clearly have no social life, I didn't turn them down.

So now, this'll be all about our foreigners. The Taiwanese guys versus the Korean guys. They will have a debate of whose country is better.

In our Taiwanese corner we have, Xhen Jiung-bei, Xhen Yeong-bei, and Jin Luizhen!
In the Korean side we have, Lee Jae-ho, Hae Jyun-Go, and..Fujiwara Michiyo? What?

Mii: They were short of one member so I volunteered! I studied korean too!

Hm. Well if that's the case. Let's get it on~! To make everything fair, we're gonna flip a coin to see---
Jiung bei: ---HEADS!
Jyun: Hey!! Pssh.. cheater.

-Haru flips coin-
Hey! Whaddya know? It's heads! Taiwan goes first! Oh and before everything let me remind you that physical fighting is encouraged. Go on! -leaves-

JB: Do you know why Taiwan is better than Korea?
YB: Tell them brother!
JB: It's because we have different greetings! Unlike Korea, who seem to lack words only have "AN YEONG" as their everyday greeting and that gets really boring you know.
Jyun: Atleast we have better letters than you!
Luizhen: You're letters are weird! It's all sticks and circles! It isn't creative!
Mii: Atleast it's easy to learn it! Mandarin is so annoying because it's so complicated!
YB: That's the beauty of it! Any weaboo can go and just learn your language unlike Mandarin, because it's so complicated only limited people can learn it and that includes random weaboos!

Xianne: Korea is better than Taiwan because we have alot of food!
YB: Your food tastes like puke!!
Luizhen: Yeah! What rice cake tastes like meat? None! Just yours!!
Mii: Koreans just don't always eat noodles! Unlike you noodle-loving chinks!!
JB: Chinks?! You're a chink too! You're much as a chink as we are!

Luizhen: There's a difference! Taiwanese eyes aren't that small! Atleast we don't have to wear glasses unlike most Koreans!
Xianne: Hah! Because of the glasses, Koreans look cooler!
Jyun: And you guys look ordinary~ boo-hoo!

YB: Oh yeah? We have better drama than you!
JB: That's right!
Luizhen: It was Taiwan who started remaking manga into dramas! It was Taiwan who remade Hana Yori Dango first!
YB: Yours are just rip-offs who came in the late century!

Jyun: So what? Clearly our country's remakes are MUCH better than your stupid Meteor Garden!
Xianne: We have hotter boy bands!
Mii: YES! THAT'S SO TRUE!

Luizhen: Can any of those boy bands act?
YB: pssh! I don't think so!
JB: Mwahahaha!

Jyun: Korea is a peninsula and Taiwan is just an island!
Xianne: We're bigger than you!
Jyun and Xianne: MWAHAHAAH!
Mii: Korea also makes the cutest things!

Luizhen: No you don't!
YB: Taiwan makes better stationery than you guys!
Mii: KOREA!!
YB: TAIWAN!!
JB: You can forget about bubble tea then!
Jyun: Who cares about bubble tea? Kimchi is much better!
JB: NO ONE LIKES KIMCHI!

Koreans + Mii: GASP!!
Xianne: You take that back!
Jyun: Bubble tea gives you diabetes!
Luizhen: It doesn't matter!
JB: What if somebody ate spicy kimchi in a Taiwanese restaurant that's being run by a Korean and there's no other drink but bubble tea?
YB: Yeah! You don't wanna kill your costumer!
Luizhen: That's why bubble tea is way better than kimchi!
Xianne: KIMCHI!!
Mii: KIMCHI!!!
Luizhen: We're better Asians than you!!
Xianne: Did you hear that?
Jyun: I heard it!
Mii: You? Better Asians? Give me a break!
Jyun: Yah! All that you're good at is illegal mass production!
Xianne: Don't forget poisonous food
Mii: You give Asians a bad name!

Luizhen: Pfftt~
YB: What're they talking about?
JB: I think they're talking about China.
Luizhen: Know your current events first! See? Taiwanese are even smarter that Koreans!

Jyun: We're better than you in math!!
Xianne: And statistics
Mii: And english!

YB: NO WAY! OUR ANCESTORS INVENTED MATH SO WE'RE SMARTER THAN YOU!
JB: That's right!
LZ: And way more original! Original things, original drama---

Mii: wait! Original drama? Are you kidding me? All you do is remake JAPANESE manga and then claim it as your own!

Jyun: That's true

Mii: Quiet Jyun! Koreans too! YOU GUYS HAVE NO ORIGINALITY! CLEARLY ALL YOU EVER DO IS STEAL FROM US JAPANESE!!!
NO ONE OF YOU IS BETTER BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL RIP OFFS!!!
HMPH!! -leaves-

Xianne: Ohh...
JB: Ahem...

Haru: It's true you know? So! Ahahaha~ hmm... I guess nobody won,huh? GO JAPANESE!! WOOH!

introduction: olympics

-fade in: Pump It! by Black Eyed Peas –

Magpie:
WELCOME, WELCOME All! To the first ever SEME OLYMPICS!

-crowd goes wild-

All right now! We all know that this event is NOT only for show and for your own personal pleasure, but also for the benefits of our CONTESTANTS!

For the information of everyone, I am MAGPIE your host for this event.

-crowd: WHOOOOT! WAAA!; screams-

Thank you, settle down all. Just like the NORMAL version of the Olympics, we also have our special panel of JUDGES, let us give a big round of applause to our first judge, RAICHAN! –applause-

Our next judge / s, Ella Monroe and Evan Mafioso! Give them an astounding round of applause! -Ella and Evan waves at everybody-

–crowd screams-

Last but not the least, please welcome BANIGIRI!
-blindfolded banigiri waves at everyone-

-crowd: WHOOOHOOT!!! O YEAH!!-

All right now before we start, it is time we introduce our contestants
We have four contestants ready to face the aggressive challenges ahead. So, without any further adieu let us bring out the contestants!

[theme: I kissed a boy by Cobra Starship]

http://www.imeem.com/people/g_HYB9H/music/AFbTHlTB/cobra-starship-i-kissed-a-boy/

-Haru enters the runway, poses and moves-
- Xianne enters the runway while waving, poses and moves away-
- Jiung bei enters the runway next and stops to pose and moves-
- Jyun go enters the runway, poses and moves-

Magpie: Here you are everybody! Your beloved contestants!
-crowd goes wild-
All right, to introduce and explain to us the rules and regulations of the Olympics, please help me welcome the one who will be in charge in controlling the game, Xianne-tee! –applause/screamo-
Xianne-tee:
Thanks Magpie!
All right for this Olympics, there will be 3 rounds for you to compete in.
1st round: You will be facing each other in the Jack-Split contest. In this contest, you will be playing Jack-en-pon and the person who loses will move forward and the person who wins will make one step back. This will be played like a tournament with the wins and loses. The first one who caves in the challenge and couldn’t take the stretch, will be facing the judges and they shall make the decision of punishment. The last contestant to be able to survive, wins this round!
2nd round: For this round, it is the talent portion of the competition. You contestants should impress our judges. And the one with most points, wins!

3rd round: Last but not the least, you will be racing each other in an obstacle course and the first and 2nd place winners will be receiving their prize.

PRIZES:
2nd place: The winner will receive a medal and Kane as his seme for all of eternity!
1st place: The champion will be receiving a trophy and shall have Haki as his seme for all of eternity!

All right now, we shall see a fair fight and no blood [I think]. CONTESTANTS! Let’s get ready to RUMBBBLLLLEEEE!!!!

Magpie:
Thank you Xianne-tee!
She’s right! It’s time to rumble! Contestants, you may now get ready for the first round.
While the contestants get ready, let us all get warmed-up by an astounding performance by Ao singing If I were a Boy [wtf] >_< -performance-

Xianne says...

...Sarang Hae!

Mii: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! OMG! XIANNE-OPPA!! NA DO SARANGHAE!! (i love you too!)

Aiiiiissshh~~ Jyun Go ya doajuseyo!! (help me!!)

Jyun: Haeng unngl bileoyo -runs- (goodluck)
; 3 ;

Mii: -embraces Xianne's arm very very tightly-

ANIYO!! =_='' (Noo!!)

Kane says...

...Suteki da ne! (Isn't it wonderful?)

Jiung: Awwww...Tomoya-chan~

Jyun: He's too cute!!!!!

Mii and Shii: Kyaaaaahhh!! OMOCHIKAERI!!

I get too much attention -looks sinisterly-ish at Haki-

Haki: Pssh...

Haru: You're turning green, Haki.

*turning green = sign of jealousy~

Haki: Shut up. -sulks-

Jyun Go says...

Anyeong!

Jiung: Don't make unnecessary posts! Now go to bed...the light of the monitor is hurting my eyes

Aiiissh! Shut up and it's not my fault you're a chink!

Jiung: Look who's talking! You're much as a chink as I am!

ANYA!! (anya = korean for no)

Magpie: WILL YOU TWO GO TO BED!?! NO ONE CARES IF YOU GUYS ARE CHINKS OR NOT!!!

Jiung: (whispers) it's your fault!

(whispers)Shut up

Mixed up becomes an anime!

NOT!!!!

LOL!

Haki: You sick sick person. You disappoint me.

Hey don't get your hopes up that high. It's impossible for YOU to become a real anime, there isn't even a manga to begin with.

Haki: Psssh! I have a question though

What is it?

Haki: Why does that girl have to be in a screencap instead of me, the star?

Augh...narcissist much. You being the mainest character among the main characters has gone to your head! You aren't the only character you know. Think about the others

Haki: But I don't wanna! The spotlight should be focused on and only on me!

Haru: Demented panda. You make me sick!

Haki: You're just jealous!

What in tarnation...!?

Ohayo gozaimasu, minna-san! It's me Michiyo and I wanted to share something with you. When I went with Shinju-san inside the Studio, we rummaged again through the papers on the artists' desk, and guess who was lucky enough to find this mild yaoi of Haru and Haki? That's right! Me!

Anyway, Raichan said that there was a story behind this and it was supposed to be series of drawings but I guess, she isn't ready for those kinds of things yet so she ripped it out of her sketchpad.

Here's the drawing:


OMG~
I think the story goes like this...

Haki cross dresses in a female school uniform, it's because he wanted to prove a point. His masculinity had been trampled on when Haru said that he looked like a girl and that he would look more girly if he wore girl clothes.

Now, wearing his costume (uniform), he went straight to Music Room 4 (they're music studio) and shows Haru that he's so manly, girl clothes don't look good on him.

Haru forgot that he was frustrated about Haki being late for practice. His heart thumped seeing his friend in a miniskirt. He throws his guitar on the sofa and approaches the boy.

Haru: You...
Haki: ...Don't look good in girl clothes. I know!

Haru gives Haki a blank stare. Haki ofcourse being an idiot as he usually is, kept on flipping his skirt up and down
Haki: Man, isn't it unfair that only girls can enjoy the comfort of skirts?

Haru still didn't mind him though, instead he locked the door then pushed Haki on the sofa

Haki: What the--hey!
His eyes widened when he sees Haru starting to unbutton his shirt
Haki: What're you doing?!

Haru: You idiot...d-don't...you know how giddy I feel everytime I see you in a skirt...?
Haki: W-what??

Haru continued to unbutton his shirt and began to do things and suddenly kisses Haki.
Haki's face turned red, as much as he wanted to resist he couldn't. Haru's weight was too much for him. So he just let his friend do what he pleases with the his mouth.

Haki: W-wha...what're you...
Haru: Shut up...

Haru then continues to play with Haki's mouth. Until it started to go beneath.
Haki: Mmpph...Ha-Haru...No... nggh..huff..huff..

Haki was starting to feel heady because of the fragrance inside the room. Haru would always place rose scented incense infront of the air conditioner.

Haki: I---I'm not ready...for this!..ngghh~
Haru: Ofcourse you're not...

Haru completely removed the uniform off Haki and started to do things to his upper body
Haki: S-s-top! Don't...I don't.want. this...

His friend ignored his plead and continued what he pleased.
Haru: You brought this on yourself...you shouldn't have tried to prove me wrong...

Haki: -pant-..-pant- But I was--mmph...Ha-haru...
Haru: This is your punishment...

Haki couldn't even move. For some reason, he kinda liked it.
Haki: (whispers) H-his..breath...why..is it..so warm..? I...feel my body..arousing..wh-what's this...?

Haru went all the way where..you know...those places...
Haru: I'm just giving you what you deserve...not only you tried to prove me wrong...you also came late for practice..
Haki: B-but...mmmphh!
Haru: (whispers) You like your punishment..don't you...?

Haki's eyes were twitching as well as his entire body. Heat was starting to build up. It was unexplainable.

Haru: Tell me...I'll stop if you hate this punishment...I can always give you...
Haki: (whispers) N-no...
Haru: W-what? I can't hear you...
Haki: -pant- huff...I...d-don't...know...
Haru: -giggle-

For some reason, Haki didn't mind that he was being touched even though the idea never crossed his mind, he couldn't let go. It was a feeling that he had never felt before.

Haki: Ngh..mmph...(whispers) T-this is crazy...Why am..I letting him...do this to me? It...feels like...my body...nggh...It feels so warm....it's so different...

Haki: huff...H-Haru..b-but.. Mii....
Haru: Mii? You're still thinking about her? Isn't that a bit unromantic?
Haki: I..huff...shouldn't...mmph~ be...doing...this...
Haru: But I thought you liked it? Admit it...you're starting to feel aroused..come on..don't be shy to tell me. Even if you don't like what I'm doing to you, your body is just giving in...

Haki: W-w-ha...ngggghh! N-no...this--- is...so wrong!
Haru: -chuckle- Don't be shy. You're my friend for a long time now. I told you already, if you want me to stop..just say so. I won't force this if you think this is wrong

Haki: (thought) The scent....it's...overpowering....it's true..my body...just gives in.... Why...can't I tell..him to stop....
Haru: What is it? Should I stop?
Haki: (whispers) N-no...
Haru: Please speak louder...
Haki: mmph..hufff..H-haru...don't stop...

That whole afternoon was full of uhm...uhm...pleasure...? eeckk -throws up-

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Mii: -slaps self-


I can't believe that. They have no shame!!!!!
Btw, a message from Raichan:

It's up to you to decide what part of the story was that pic included. lol!!!
Okay I gotta wash my hands now.

Shizuka's in demand!

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Mixed up!
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Haki: GASP!! Guys! Guys! Come here!
Haru: What is it?
Mii: This better be good or else I'll kill you for interrupting my chocolate-feeding session with Xianne
Xianne: Mii-chan, I don't think you're supposed to say that out loud
Ao: Grr..what does the spoiled panda kid want now?
Gray: Haki..spoiled?

Haki: Everyone just shut up for awhile and look at this:


Everybody: -stare-
Xianne: Is that who I think it is?
Mii: I think so
Haru: Shizuka?
Ao: It looks like her. That's definitely her
Mii: When was this? Why don't I remember wearing costumes like that?
Haki: Raichan's playing favoritism!!!
Gray: Now, now. Let's not jump into conclusions. <---( trying to be the mature one. )

Mii: -calls raichan-

-Seconds later-

Raichan: What is it?

Ao: Look at that.

Raichan: Hm? Is this...

Haru: Yup. As much as I hate badmouthing my love, I can't help to feel jealous.

Raichan: Jealous about what?

Haru: That she has to get a solo photoshoot! You...you...you're playing favoritism!!

Raichan: Hey! I don't have anything to do with that picture!

-Shizuka comes in-

Shi: Hi guys! Why're you all staring at me?

Mii: I thought you were my friend!!?

Shi: Huh?? I am!

Haru: I thought you were my loyal girlfriend! And that you promised you won't keep any secrets from me!

Shi: WHAT?! I made no such thing! Raichan what're they talking about?

Raichan: I thought you were loyal to me?!

Shi: ksj?! What??! What's going on?! Did you guys eat too much sugar cubes again? I told you, eating too much sugar gives you mental allergies!

Haki: That's not why they're mad, Shii. Look at this.

Shi: Oooohh..Hee..hee....hee?

Raichan: Why Shizuka?! Why'd you pose for another artist?!

Shi: Well..you see. I got hired by some artist who was doing some kind of character designs. So there, that's how I ended up modelling...hee hee?

Gray: Did you get paid?

Shi: Yes...BUT! I wasn't gonna keep all the money to myself! See! -shows box- I bought donuts for everyone!

Haru: -gets a donut-

Haki: What a generous thought, but we have one more question

Shii: Yes? What is it?

Haki: Is it true that you also play the role of Jiung-bei's girlfriend?

Shi: Uhm..Yeah..I do.

Haru: -drops his donut- WHAT?!

Mii: What's wrong?

Haru: You're okay with the role of Jiung-bei's girlfriend but you don't wanna be mine?! You're so cruel!

Shi: Hey! Don't blame me! I hate you and it's in the script!!

Haru: Who's the cruel-hearted person that does the script anyway?!

Ao: I believe it's Raichan

Haru: RAICHAN! WHY'D YOU --- where is she?

Gray: She disappeared just like that

Jiung: Hey! I heard my name!

Haru: Yeah. You're right. You did hear your name. Boyfriend wanna be

Jiung: What's this blonde monkey talking about?

Mii: You and Shizuka. Together.

Jiung: Ooh! Don't worry about it, blonde monkey. I was about to break up with her. It's in the script

Ao: And I heard that he got slapped alot of times for breaking up with her.

Jiung: Shut up. Well, it did hurt because there were alot of cuts in that scene*

*refers to how many times Raichan had to redraw it and do the manga all over again*

Haru: That's called karma. -eats donut-

Mii: Why does Shizuka get alot of exposure?

Xianne: Now, I'm starting to feel jealous. ; 3 ;

Mii: Xianne-oppa! Don't cry!! Shizuka!! I'm gonna make you pay for making my Xianne-oppa cry!!

Ao: Where is she?

Gray: She disappeared too...

We're related, aren't we?

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Somewhere

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RING RING



Kajimoto: Hello?

???: Is this the studio of Jboys?

Kajimoto: Yes. Who are you?

???: Is this Kajimoto?

Kajimoto: Yes. Who are you?!

???: You'll find out soon if you bring Sakuma and Fujino with you tomorrow at the studio of Oh! So Sweet~

Kajimoto: Where is that?

???: Pfff.! Just find out! -hangs up-



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the next day

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Sakuma: Oh! So Sweet~?
Fujino: I think this is the place.

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Inside
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Fujino: Hellllooo? Anyone home?
Kane: Who is----GASP!!!
Fujino: Excuse----GASP!!!

-Jyun rushes over-
Jyun: Kane! What's wrong?!
Kajimoto: HEY!
Jyun: IT'S YOU!!!

-Jiung bei comes in-
Jiung: What's with all the noise?!
Sakuma: So...it's true..
Jiung: -stare-

Jyun: What evil spirit dragged you here?!
Kajimoto: Hey! It's not like we wanna be here to begin with!
Fujino: Somebody called us saying we have to go here

Jyun, Jiung, Kane: THE HEADS!
Fujino: The who?
Sakuma: I believe they said the Heads.
Fujino: Ooooh~
Kajimoto and Sakuma: Oh~ Tomoya~ You're so cute~
Kane: Eh?
Jyun: -stare-
Jiung: Gross...

Sakuma: Don't talk like that. As if you're not doing this too.
Jyun: Well..yeah. But not infront of other people!!
Jiung: That's just wrong.
Kane: Oh my....

Raichan and Magpie: WHY'RE YOU SO NOISY?! ohh...
Magpie: Oh my....KAJIMOTO-SAN!!
Raichan: SAKUMA-SAN!!!
Raichan and Magpie: -hugs Fujino- TOMOYA-CHAN!!!!
Kane: Eh?

Raichan: I can't believe you guys really came.
Kajimoto: Who are you and why do you know us?
Sakuma: Because we're popular,idiot.
Magpie: Self-proclaimed much.

Raichan: Jiung, Jyun, and Kane.
Magpie: Meet your cousins!

Jiung: -stare-
Jyun: HAAAAAAA???
Kane: He's not my cousin!! He's last name is Fujino not Tomo---
Raichan: Shut up, honey~ ^_^

Kajimoto: Pssh.. he's just copying my style.
Jyun: Hey! How dare you! This is Korean originality,bud!
Sakuma: Please tell me.
Jiung: Tell you what?
Sakuma: Your glasses. Take them off. I don't like anybody looking like me.
Jiung: SHUT UP! YOU TAKE YOURS OFF! Besides, we're the original ones. Right, Magpie? Raichan?
Raichan: Du--uhm...
Magpie: ^_^''

Fujino: Please stop it..
Kane: No! You stop it! I'm cuter than you!
Fujino: Grrrr...
Kane: Hmph!

Jyun: We're the original ones, right??
Kajimoto: No, you're not. Man, I can't believe I'm related to you.
Jyun: I can't believe that you aren't Korean to be related to me. It's such a shame. I hate you! I'm more athletic than you!
Kajimoto: Gasp! Why you---
Jiung: Tell us. Cookies n Cream. We're the original ones and that J!Boys thing is just a rip off,right?
Raichan: Uhm...Oh! Is that Haki throwing a tantrum again? Tsk tsk...I think I should check on him. Magpie you tell them. -runs away-

Magpie: HEY!!
Kane: -serious mode- So? Are we or are we not?
Magpie: Well....oh alright. You're original
Jyun: HAH! In your face pretty boy who's less prettier than me!
Magpie: BUT! It doesn't mean that J!Boys isn't original either.
Kane: WHAT? THIS UKE?! IS ORIGINAL TOO?! HOW COULD
Magpie: Shut up. You see, when we guys picked you out. It was sort of a coincidence that we picked out the ones related to the J!Boys cast. We swear! We didn't know that you're related until we read their manga.

Fujino: Hahah! Rip off!
Kane: SHUT UP YOU!
Fujino: Cousin-san. why're you like this? I'm your cousin!
Kane: LALALALALALALALA!! I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING! LALALALALALA~ ME BEING UKE ISN'T IN THE BLOOD! LALALALALALALA AAAAHH...

Kajimoto: I hate Koreans.
Jyun: Well, I hate you for hating Koreans.

Sakuma: I'm smarter than you
Jiung: Do you know what're the electromotive series? Huh?? Do you?!

Magpie: OKAY! NOW THAT IT'S CLEAR THAT YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY COUSINS. HOW ABOUT SOME DONUTS?

Characters: Grrrr...

Magpie: I can't believe I was deliberately ignored like that. Pssh.


Note: If you don't understand what just happened. Please read the manga J!Boys. But further warning, read it on your own risk. Thank you.

Obsessed with pandas much?

Oh my~ This is certainly odd seeing me posting in this frequently updated personal journal chronicling links at a Web site, intended for public viewing.

Nevertheless, I shall continue what I have set off.

You are all aware that I am a photojournalist. In my line of work, I am granted the opportunity to pry on everyone else whether they would like it or not. Why am I saying this? Because while I was away rummaging through things of Haki, the panda boy, I have figured out that his love for pandas has exceeded beyond normal. Just take a look at this picture taken by my lovely Antoinnete. The photo below reveals a sandwich cake of pandan flavor. Tasty as you would imagine.

This came from Haki's drawer, inside a canister shaped like a panda head.

If you could see, it looks like an ordinary wrapper. But no, it certainly is not. If you would, please observe the last ingredient.


Creepy, as you would like to call it. This proves that Mitsuru Haki, the panda boy, has a disease called the "Panda fascination Syndrome"

Now that I have proved that he is not normal. I rest my case.

-Ao-

Xianne: WHY ARE YOU BAD MOUTHING MY HAKI-CHAMA?!?!

It's Xianne's turn now!

No, this isn't Raichan. I took over her and now, it's your lovable Korean friend, XIANNE! Raichan borrowed Ao's camera the other day again and took me, your lovable Korean friend, to a private photoshoot. But I'm a jerk and a Haki fan so i don't care if it's private or not. I'll happily show off my cute uke picture of me and my yellow skin~ Haki-chan my fall inlove with me if he saw this:

TA DAH! Aren't I cute??

-crickets chirping-

Hey! A little positive back up please! Would it hurt if you'd agree with me?! Just. For. Once.?!

Mii: XIANNE-OPPAAAA!! DANG SHIN NGNNEO MUGUI YEOU!! (you are so cute!!)

ACK!! She can talk in Korean now?!
Jyun: Uhm...I think that part's my fault...

JYUN-GO SHI!!! Why'd you do that for?!
Jyun: B-because...she...SHEGAVEMEAPAPARAZZISHOTOFKANEEATINGCAKE!!! I JUST COULDN'T RESIST IT!! I'M A GUY AND I'M WEAK!

But...why is she so fluent?
Jyun: I dunno...maybe she practiced.
All by herself?!

Mii: XIANNE-OPPA!!!

Accckkkk!!!! Okay! I gotta go now~ Anyeong!!! hahaha!!! whaaaa -runs aways-

Ao: YOU GOT FINGER PRINTS ALL OVER THE SCREEEN!!!!!

HAKI and something about PANDAs

Hi there! Xianne-tee is back
lol!
instead of doing XIANNE's ITEM of the WEEK, I decided to show you all a picture I took in a park in HONG KONG.
After seeing this park, I thought that Haki-chan would very much LOVE HONG KONG!
-Haki drops in-

Haki: ooh! ooh! why!? What's in Hong Kong??

Xianne-tee: Nothing much. It's a park.

Haki: A park? What's so special about it?

Xianne-tee: Well, it's not actually a park. It's some kind of theme park/park/ zoo or something. Whatever it is you'll love it! There are aquariums, rollercoasters, cable cars a--

Haki: Are you even sure i'd love it?! Cause' there's nothing so special about i---



Haki: i... i... -bigeyedHAki- O_O

Xianne-tee: SEE! I told you you'd LOVE it!

Haki: -points at screen- Why is there a Panda here? A real Panda??

Xianne-tee: Because there's a Panda park there.

Haki: WOW!!! OOOH!!! Like a ZOO? -pouts-

Xianne-tee: NO. It's NOT like a zoo since they're NOT treated like prisoners.

Haki: WOW!!! REALLY!!!??? I LIKE THAT PLACE ALREADY!!! -cute face :3-
SO! So! what is the Panda doing there??? in the picture???!!

Xianne-tee: He's eating. Bamboo sticks. A lot of it.

Haki: WOW!! That must've been REALLY COOL!!!

Xianne-tee: What? Eating Bamboo?

Haki: NO!! SEEING PANDAS!!! EATING!!! FOR REAL!!! IT LOOKS SO CUTE!!! -cute face :3-

Xianne-tee: YUP! It was! And they were so cute.

Haki: REALLY!?!?! [:3] OOOOH!!! OOOHH!! I WANNA GO TO HONG KONG!!! WHAT's THE NAME OF THAT PARK?!?!

Xianne-tee: hey hey! Chill. The park's name is Ocean park, if wanna go there you shou--- Haki? Haki?

-spinning computer chair-

Xianne-tee: Hey HAKI!?? -looks around- What the?

Haki: -running in the halls- HEY HARUUUUU!!! LET'S GO TO HONG KONG!! NOWWWWW!!!! PANDAS ARE WAITING!!!![:3 boing! boing! boing!] AND I WON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWERR!!!!!

*_ uhhh-- ohhh-kaaay!! I think Haki's off somewhere.. Probably in Hong Kong to the PANDA ROOM in OCEAN PARK [wth!?]... Well, goodluck to Haki on his CRAZY journey in hopes to seeing PANDAS for real.

PANDAS are really cute aren't they? lol!

Quotable Quotes~

Hello people of earth, this is Raichan yet again, bringin you some of the collected quotes that will be or has been or maybe will not show in the manga. hahaha oh boy.

Okay let's start oh man.. will this be exciting~

*If these girls are the candy, then you my friend are looking Willy Wonka -Kei'ian to Haki

*Give me one good reason why she should choose you -Haki

*I'm rich -Kei'ian

*THAT DOESN'T COUNT!! -Haki

*Have you ever even kissed a girl before? -Haru

*Uh...yes. Ofcourse -Haki

*Nice try but your mom doesn't count -Haru

*Tell me why I shouldn't hit you -Michiyo

*...because..I'm your bestfriend? -Shizuka

*Ugh! Fine you win. -Michiyo

*No! We shouldn't lie to the audience!! -Haki

*Lie is such a harsh word. I'd prefer to call it the deceitful distortion of the truth. Isn't that much better? -Luizhen

*Why do you keep staring at me? Are you mesmerized? -Haki

*...is that a pimple? -Michiyo

*Hey! Wait! You look familiar, it seems I saw you somewhere before -Haki

*Huh? Where? -Michiyo

*Oh! Now I remember, you look like my next girlfriend -Haki

*Am I sexy or am I sexy? -Xianne

*OR -Haki

(to luizhen's gang)
*You'll have to go through me if you want to get her! -Haki

*That goes double for me! If you want Michiyo you have to go throught Haki twice! -Haru

*Excuse me, do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes.. -Xianne to Haki

*NO LYRICS?! -Haki

*Nope -Haru

*CRUD!!! -Haki

*How about the cd?! -Haki

*None -Haru

*DOUBLE CRUD!! -Haki

*Give me a four letter word for stupid -Haru

*HARU -Haki

* -writes- -Haru

*I should call the police...because you stole my heart (FAIL!) -Haki to Mii

*Are you alright? You look a bit yellow -Mii

*YOU RACIST!! -Xianne

*If I could rearrange the alphabets, I'd place U and I together. -Gray to Ao

*Why are you so obsessed with colored dangos? -Haru

*I'm not. I'm obsessed with the pink dangos. The other colors mean nothing to me. -Shi

LAST ONE

*STICK TO THE SCRIPT! HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK I'M PAYING YOU?! -Raichan

*You don't. I'm just a clever visualization of your artistic metaphor. I don't even exist. I am the representation of the limitless capacities of what people can say or do.

Super Uke!

-mucnh munch munch-

Director san: Hey! You're on!

Huh? Oh! Hey y'all, it's me Raichan, sorry about that, this donut's too good to think of anything else while eating it. Anyway, why was I here again?

Director san: -whispers harshly- super uke!

Oh~ yeah, that's right now I remember. See, me and Haki borrowed Ao's camera the other day, and we decided to play with it for a while.

Ao: You got thumb prints all over the screen! -caresses his camera- Ohh..antoinnete~ ; 3 ; Never again shall you suffer the clutches of these mere adversaries who wish but nothing for the dreadful...

ALRIGHT! WE GET IT ALREADY! sheesh!
So going back before I was rudely distracted by that guy..gay..err.. it.

Here's a picture I took of Haki that was completely for fanservice

TA-DAH! I GIVE YOU SUPER UKE HAKI-CHAMA!!

Ao: -stare-

-Michiyo and Shizuka come in bringing a box of jelly filled donuts-

Mii: Hi!! What'cha up to?

Shii: -oblivious to the name written on top- Oh...my. What a beautiful young lady~

-Gray and Haru pervertly intrude-

Gray: Beautiful young lady?!

Haru: Where?!?

Shii: Here take a look!

Haru: -oblivious to the name on top- Wow! She is pretty~ What's her name?

Gray: She looks familiar though..

Shii: Is she a new character??

Errr..actually...

Xianne: She?? A new character?? Is she going to be inlove with my Haki-chama??! One whole club of fangirls is enough!! There's no need to add another girl who's maniacly inlove with my Haki-chama!!

Relax guys, she isn't a new character...actually this is..

-Haki comes in-

Haki: Hey guys!!

It's him..

Xianne: -nosebleeds-

Mii: Omigod! Xianne-kun!! You're bleeding!! Someone call a doctor!!

Gray: I'm a doctor

Mii: -looks at gray- Someone call a doctor!!

Haru: HAHAAH! Man, for a moment there I thought you said it was Haki -still oblivious to the on top-

It is him

Haru: -nosebleeds- WHAT?!?!

Haki: I'm what?

Shi: -shows picture-

Haki: GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! RAICHAN!! YOU SAID OUR PHOTOSHOOT WAS PRIVATE!!

I did..but I didn't say that the photos will be private

Haki: WHAAAAT/!?!1!NSAM!!m!!

Haru: I can't believe that I was supposed to hit on a guy~ ohhh -nose still bleeding-

Ao: Haru-kun, this might help -shoves tissue on Haru's nose-

Shii: He does make a pretty girl

Haki: you think? -puffs hair-

NO! AND YOU GUYS! DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!! IT'LL BE HARD TO MAKE A SCRIPT IF HE'S GONE GAY!

Haru: Make it boy love then... i don't mind being his..

YOU DON'T WANNA FINISH THAT SENTENCE HARU!!

Haru: But I...

SHUT UP!

=O=O=O=O=O=

director san: And so, raichan fell into complete unconciousness because of the fact that her characters were swinging differently.

The other version -- pt.2

These are the first 4 pages~ oh yeah I was on a roll last night. hahaha
Anyhu~ here's the gay version of it:

RAICHAN'S NOTE: IT'S FRIDAY. AND DURING FRIDAY, HAKI GOES HOME TO THEIR APARTMENT WITH GRAY FOR THE WEEKEND. HARU HOWEVER, LIKES TO BE LEFT BEHIND FOR THE WEEKEND IN THEIR DORM DUE TO SOME PRIVATE MOMENTS HE NEEDS TO HAVE...I THINK. EITHER THAT OR HE'S JUST LAZY TO VISIT HIS FAMILY WHO LIVE JUST 5 BLOCKS AWAY FROM THEIR DORM. LOL~

LAST 3 PAGES TO COME~ HAH!

Hey~ Kane-chan.. can I have your cousin's number?

Kane: my cousin?

Yeah~ Tomoya Fujino-san.

Kane: He's not my cousin!!!

Uh-huh..Yeah, as far as you know.

LAST 3 PAGES ON THE NEXT POST!!!

kane! fujino's number!!

Xianne's Item Of The Week [2]

Hello there! Xianne-tee is here once again to bring to you an update of "XIANNE'S ITEM OF THE WEEK!"

Even though a couple of problems have occured, im still pushing through with this sketch no matter what Haki says. :D

Anywho,

for today's item, we have the....

lurve...love...love... HAKI BENTO BOX!

this item is most commonly used for PLEASURE, STORAGE and for LUNCH!

i really don't know how Xianne put 3 faces of Haki there, but TRUST ME we DON'T want to know! ^_^

anyways, tell us what you think of it! lol!

[wtf] Weird eh?

I am again ashamed of the BAD quality of the image. THANK YOU

Join me again next week on "Xianne's ITEM of the WEEK!"