kei'iaaaaan

xianne: is on faceboook hahahaha
kane: that's a poser!!
michiyo: it looks real

it's gonna remain a mystery~ -kei'ian

WTF

Xianne: TRAITOR!!

Raichan: -in tears-

Mii: A-aaahhh!! W-why is she..?!

Haru: I thought she was with the dollars?

Haki: Pfft!!

Raichan: HUWAAAAA!!! JUST BECAUSE MIXED UP WILL REMAIN AN ANIME THAT NEVER EXISTED IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN ABANDON ME!!!! -runs away-

Haki: Raichan!

Haru: LOL!

-END-

NOOOOOO!!

Xianne: AAAAHHCCCCKKKKK!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!??!
Ao: -gets paler-
Kane: Shinju-san you're pale!!
Ao: ...-sniff-
Xianne: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!! HUWAAAAAAA!! -BURSTS INTO TEARS-
Jyun: I think while they were doing a skit on A wonderful famiry~
Kane: Ah!! That oba-q scene huh?
Jyun: Yup that's it.
Kane: Oh! So this is like a mini sequel to it huh?
Jyun: Well...not really
Kane: Huh??
Jyun: I think...they really...meant this
Kane: -gasp!-
Ao: -faints-
Kane: AH! SHINJU-SAN!
Xianne: NAN IGEO BADADEULIJI ANHA EUL GEOYAAAAAAA!! [I won't accept this!!] -runs away crying-
Jyun: tsk. -huggles Kane-
Kane: Ah~ Oppa~
Jyun: -whispers- do that with Jiung bei or else...
Kane: -shivers- eeehhh....y-you're s-scary o-oppa...

-end-
Haki: AAAAHHHCCCKKKK!!! ASLDAJSDLMO!!!!!! WHO THA' HELL TOLD ANYONE TAH SHOW 'DIS PUBLICLY HUH?!?! IMMA KILL THAT BASTAAAARDDD!! [really really rough osaka-ben]
Gaki: Papa~ what's mama saying I can't understand it~
Haru: Uh..ahaha~ uhm...

EEEEHH?! NO WAY!!

Xianne: Are you guys serious?!?!
Kane: I really can't believe this~!
Jyun: What's with this Dollars thing anyway that everybody's so hang about it
JB: Must be pretty cool if everyone's into it
Haru: Even Shizuka??!?
Ao: ...why're you concerned about her? You have nothing to do with her anymore because we already---
Haru: Haki~! It's time to take the kids to school! <---completely ignored Ao
Ao: F-ck...
Shizuka: Seriously...do you guys stalk us for you to know what we've been up to?
Xianne: Uh...n-no
Kane: Of course not
Jyun: Pfft~ As if
JB: Hahah---no
Ao: Hmph.

-END-

A wonderful famiry pt. 6

-A similar cartoon character-

-Ikeuchi residence-

Gaki: Haku-niichan look! It's OBA-Q!!
Haku: OBA-Q!!
[oba-q is a cartoon of a duck]
Gaki: Look at him walk Haku-niichan! It's funny!!
Haku: OBA-Q!!
Haki: Kids? It's late. Turn off the tv now.
Kids: Good night mama!!
Haki: Good night~! -smiles--turns off light-

-outside-

Haru: Haki~~ -grabs then kisses- Please...?
Haki: Eee~hh!! Sssshh! Quiet!!
Haru: -drags Haki to room-

-the next morning-

Haki: -cooking- damn it...~ my...back...
Haru: Huh? What was that?
Kids: Mama papa! Ohayooo!!
Haru: Good morning~! -smile- -russles Gaki and Haku's hair-
Kids: -sits down-
Haki: Here are your pancakes~ -wobble- -wobble-
Haku: Eh? Hahahah!!
Gaki: Hahahaha!!
Haru: ??
Haki: Kids, what are you laughing at?
Gaki: Mama, are you hurt?
Haku: YOU WALK LIKE OBA-Q!!!
Haru: PFFFFFFTTT!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Haki: -hits Haru with a frying pan- WHY'RE YOU LAUGHING?! WHOSE FAULT DO YOU THINK IT IS/!?
Haru: Eeehhh~ That hurts you know!!
Gaki: -confused-
Haku: Is papa oba-q too?
[THEY COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT THERE WERE CHILDREN PRESENT]

An odd couple pt. 3

-in a park-

Ao: Chimoku-san...
Shizuka: NO! Not Chimoku. If we're dating now we have to address each other by first name!
Ao: First name basis huh...okay...
Ao: Shizuka...-cold and nonchalant tone-
Shizuka: YOU'RE THE WORST BOYFRIEND EVER!!! [she imagined it too be sweeter]
Ao: ..?!

-at home-

Ao: Shizuka...
Shizuka: What is it?? -still mad-
Ao: I'm sorry
[Shizuka's vision: AO SPARKLY SPARKLY]
Shizuka: A-aah...~ -blush- I...no! It's fine!
Ao: So... I guess this is the part where we...
Shizuka: ...kiss?
Ao: -nod-
Shizuka: [eeeee!!! -squeal-] -leans over-
Ao: -leans over-
....

Ao: Th-that was...
Shizuka: ...COLD!!!!
Ao: Yes..it was.
Shizuka: WHAAAA!!! I YOU ARE THE WORST BOYFRIEND EVER!! -runs away-
Ao: ...Where are y---
Ao: Tch. Why bother...She'll be back when she's hungry

-somewhere-
Shizuka: W-why didn't he come after ME/!??!?!
[she's always imagining it to be shoujo romantic]