Taiwan vs Korea

Hi people and this is Haru. I'm here because The Heads requested me to host this segment and since I'm bored and clearly have no social life, I didn't turn them down.

So now, this'll be all about our foreigners. The Taiwanese guys versus the Korean guys. They will have a debate of whose country is better.

In our Taiwanese corner we have, Xhen Jiung-bei, Xhen Yeong-bei, and Jin Luizhen!
In the Korean side we have, Lee Jae-ho, Hae Jyun-Go, and..Fujiwara Michiyo? What?

Mii: They were short of one member so I volunteered! I studied korean too!

Hm. Well if that's the case. Let's get it on~! To make everything fair, we're gonna flip a coin to see---
Jiung bei: ---HEADS!
Jyun: Hey!! Pssh.. cheater.

-Haru flips coin-
Hey! Whaddya know? It's heads! Taiwan goes first! Oh and before everything let me remind you that physical fighting is encouraged. Go on! -leaves-

JB: Do you know why Taiwan is better than Korea?
YB: Tell them brother!
JB: It's because we have different greetings! Unlike Korea, who seem to lack words only have "AN YEONG" as their everyday greeting and that gets really boring you know.
Jyun: Atleast we have better letters than you!
Luizhen: You're letters are weird! It's all sticks and circles! It isn't creative!
Mii: Atleast it's easy to learn it! Mandarin is so annoying because it's so complicated!
YB: That's the beauty of it! Any weaboo can go and just learn your language unlike Mandarin, because it's so complicated only limited people can learn it and that includes random weaboos!

Xianne: Korea is better than Taiwan because we have alot of food!
YB: Your food tastes like puke!!
Luizhen: Yeah! What rice cake tastes like meat? None! Just yours!!
Mii: Koreans just don't always eat noodles! Unlike you noodle-loving chinks!!
JB: Chinks?! You're a chink too! You're much as a chink as we are!

Luizhen: There's a difference! Taiwanese eyes aren't that small! Atleast we don't have to wear glasses unlike most Koreans!
Xianne: Hah! Because of the glasses, Koreans look cooler!
Jyun: And you guys look ordinary~ boo-hoo!

YB: Oh yeah? We have better drama than you!
JB: That's right!
Luizhen: It was Taiwan who started remaking manga into dramas! It was Taiwan who remade Hana Yori Dango first!
YB: Yours are just rip-offs who came in the late century!

Jyun: So what? Clearly our country's remakes are MUCH better than your stupid Meteor Garden!
Xianne: We have hotter boy bands!
Mii: YES! THAT'S SO TRUE!

Luizhen: Can any of those boy bands act?
YB: pssh! I don't think so!
JB: Mwahahaha!

Jyun: Korea is a peninsula and Taiwan is just an island!
Xianne: We're bigger than you!
Jyun and Xianne: MWAHAHAAH!
Mii: Korea also makes the cutest things!

Luizhen: No you don't!
YB: Taiwan makes better stationery than you guys!
Mii: KOREA!!
YB: TAIWAN!!
JB: You can forget about bubble tea then!
Jyun: Who cares about bubble tea? Kimchi is much better!
JB: NO ONE LIKES KIMCHI!

Koreans + Mii: GASP!!
Xianne: You take that back!
Jyun: Bubble tea gives you diabetes!
Luizhen: It doesn't matter!
JB: What if somebody ate spicy kimchi in a Taiwanese restaurant that's being run by a Korean and there's no other drink but bubble tea?
YB: Yeah! You don't wanna kill your costumer!
Luizhen: That's why bubble tea is way better than kimchi!
Xianne: KIMCHI!!
Mii: KIMCHI!!!
Luizhen: We're better Asians than you!!
Xianne: Did you hear that?
Jyun: I heard it!
Mii: You? Better Asians? Give me a break!
Jyun: Yah! All that you're good at is illegal mass production!
Xianne: Don't forget poisonous food
Mii: You give Asians a bad name!

Luizhen: Pfftt~
YB: What're they talking about?
JB: I think they're talking about China.
Luizhen: Know your current events first! See? Taiwanese are even smarter that Koreans!

Jyun: We're better than you in math!!
Xianne: And statistics
Mii: And english!

YB: NO WAY! OUR ANCESTORS INVENTED MATH SO WE'RE SMARTER THAN YOU!
JB: That's right!
LZ: And way more original! Original things, original drama---

Mii: wait! Original drama? Are you kidding me? All you do is remake JAPANESE manga and then claim it as your own!

Jyun: That's true

Mii: Quiet Jyun! Koreans too! YOU GUYS HAVE NO ORIGINALITY! CLEARLY ALL YOU EVER DO IS STEAL FROM US JAPANESE!!!
NO ONE OF YOU IS BETTER BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL RIP OFFS!!!
HMPH!! -leaves-

Xianne: Ohh...
JB: Ahem...

Haru: It's true you know? So! Ahahaha~ hmm... I guess nobody won,huh? GO JAPANESE!! WOOH!