Must he be related?

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Cookies n Cream
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Kane: Hm...

JB: What's wrong Kane-chan?

Kane: Do you know this guy?

JB: Hm..he does look familiar...

Kane: I know right! It seems I saw him somewhere before

JB: Come to think of it...he looks like Jyun...

-Jyun enters-

Jyun: I heard my name and it has been deliberately uttered by you -points at JB- Never speak my name unless in word of praise otherwise you're just commiting blasphemy, you bastard

JB: -stare- Have you been hanging out with Ao again?

Kane: Jyun-oppa!!

Jyun: -swoon- What is it my dearest, Ka-----GAAAAAASSSSP!!

JB: Ah-hah! So you ARE related

Jyun: No, we're not. I don't even know this guy

JB: Why the gasp?

Jyun: -pinches Kane's cheeks- I was so stunned with Kane's awfully cute face!! Is it just me or is Kane-chan extra CUTE today?

Kane: ...-calls Xianne-

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Haki: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! STOP IT!!!! I DON'T WANNA!!!!!!

Haru: Awwww..!! Don't be such a kill joy Haki! Let's do it!!

Xianne: Please Haki-chaaaa~~n? For my sake??

Haki: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Haru and Xianne: WHY NOT?!!? HAAAAAAKKKIII!!!

Kei'ian: DAMMIT KID! JUST PLAY THAT GODDAMN SHOGI WITH THESE GUYS SO THEY'LL SHUT UP AND BE QUIET!!!

Haki: BUT I ALWAYS LOSE TO THEM AND THEN THEY'LL TAKE AWAY MY PANDA CLOCK!!! I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN!!!!

Kei'ian: Ugh!! WHAT A WHINEY LITTLE KID!!!

Haki: DON'T CALL ME THAT!! IF YOU LOSE HANNAH IN A GAME OF SHOGI WILL THAT BE OKAY WITH YOU, HUH!?!?!

Kei'ian: ...GREAT IDEA KID!!!! -leaves-

[Ring ring ring ring ring answer the phone dammit!!] -->actual ringtone. yeah. he never changed it since Raichan bluetoothed it

Xianne: Hello? Ah...uh-huh...okay...mhm..I understand, bye

Haru: Who was that?

Xianne: It was Kane

Haki: What does he want?
Xianne: My my...are we jealous Haki?

Haki: Stop that!!!! -slap-

Xianne: Aish..just kidding sheesh...He wanted me to come over -gets up and goes to the door-

Haki: Why??

Xianne: ahhhh...so you ARE jealous

Haki: Stop saying that

Haru: Stop acting all uke Haki

SPEAKERS: HAKI MITSURU, LEE JAE-HO, AND HARUMA IKEUCHI. I ORDER YOU TO CONTROL YOUR FEELINGS TOWARDS HAKI AND TRY NOT TO ATTEMPT TO MAKE A YAOI SCENE THIS INSTANT!!!! Thank you

Haru: Don't call me by my whole NAME!!!

SPEAKERS: HARUMAHARUMAHARUMAHARUMAHARUMAaaaaaaaAAAAAA~~

Haru: UGH!!

Heads: wahahahahahahah!!!

=Cookies n Cream=

Xianne: What is it, Kane?

Kane: Come look at this

Xianne: What---GAAAAAAAASSSSSPPPP!!!

Jyun: I told you Kane was extra cute today

Xianne: NO! IT's NOT THAT...He's...he's...

JB: You know him?

Xianne: I...I...he's...

Kane: Who??

Xianne: My...

Jyun: Brother??

Xianne: No...my...

JB: Cousin?

Xianne: No...my...

Kane: Father?

Xianne: NO! HE'S MY....

Jyun: YOU'RE WHAT?!?

Xianne: MY WIFE BESIDES HAKI!!!! KYAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! SARANGHAE!! IS HE KOREAN?? HE HAS A MOLE ON THE SAME SPOT AS MINE!! WE'RE MEANT TO BE!! KYAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! IT'S SO HARD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN HAKI AND HIM!! WHAT'S HIS NAME??? SEUNG-HYUN? UHM..UHM.. AH I KNOW CHOI GIN-SEOK??

JB: Is he delirious or something?

Jyun: ...gin-seok...is the name of my dog...

Xianne: He looks like Jyun! Are they related..? Jyun-ah!!! ARE YOU RELATED WITH THIS EPITOME OF MANLINESS??

JB: ...What is it with the words everybody uses today??

Jyun: He's not related to me! I don't even know him!

Kane: That's impossible! He looks like you, he's blonde, he has a mole. Is he your twin?

Jyun: He's not! I only have one brother and he's certainly not my twin

JB: Considering all the points that Kane said plus the way he delivered his line like a complete bastard who keeps on competing for the best country which only turns out that the person begins to appear like a racist, it all comes down to you Jyun-Go. He has your complete qualities. Like...what's the word...it's a fancy englsih word... hmm

Ao: Like a chip of the old block

JB: Yeah! that's it!

Ao: Well...after said that...that means he's your father, Jyun

Jyun: WHAT??!? No he's not!!

Kane: Jyun-oppa's right. It's impossible...

Jyun: Thanks Kane

Kane: ...this guy is like 24 years old, who becomes a dad at 17? I bet this guy is like the second husband of Jyun's mom after he's biological father died. Jyun, growing up without the presence of a real father, started to feel insecure so he adapted the style of his step father just to feel that he belonged to a real family and that he would feel accepted until he's insecurity led to losing his individuality. Well, except for the mole. Kinda creative putting that under your lip, Jyun.

Xianne: My...what a very painful past

Jyun: -crying-

JB: I never thought you knew this much about Jyun,Kane-chan

Jyun: HE DOESN'T!! STOP TRYING TO KILL MY APPAJJI!! AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OPPA?? Look. I have no idea why you're trying to force this guy on me...

Xianne: OMG! I KNOW!! THERE MUST BE THIS WEIRD PLACE WHERE EVERYBODY COSPLAYS AS JYUN!! AND THIS GUY IS ONE OF THOSE DIE HARD FANS THAT COPIES EVERYTHING EVEN THE ATTITUDE

JB: Hm. Good idea.

Jyun: No it's not!!!

-END-

Oh wait not yet...

=Mixed up=

Kei'ian: Noooo!!! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!! I CAN'T WIN!!! I WANNA REMATCH!!! DAMN THIS RIGGED SHOGI GAME!!!

Liu Zhen: ...