A wonderful famiry pt. 5

-Ikeuchi residence-

-When daddy gets questioned-

Haru: Come on, kids. It's time to take a bath. Let's go!
Gaki: Bath~! Bath~! Bath~!
Haku: Kuru kuru pa! [a cute expression that means you're crazy!]

-bathroom-

Haru: -scrub- -scrub- -scrub-
Haku: Daddy!
Haru: What is it, Haku-chi?
Haku: Why do me and Gaki need to take a bath together?
Gaki: -squeezes rubber ducky-
Haru: -scrub- -scrub- because you're brothers. taking a bath together means you're bonding~ -smile-
Gaki: Did you and Aya-obasan take a bath together too? -splashes water-
Haru: -scrub- -scrub- Ah yeah. When we were younger -smile-
Haku: But daddy! You and mommy ALWAYS take a bath together! You're not brothers are you?
Haru: ...-fixes glasses- Time for bed.

-When mommy gets questioned-

-Bedroom-
Haki: Come on, kids. Did daddy wash you well?
Kids: yeah! -runs-
Gaki: -gets stuffed toy then runs to bed-
Haki: Haku-chi come on. Get on your bed now.
Haku: -gets on bed-
Haku: Mommy, I have a question.
Haki: What is it honey?
Haku: When you and daddy take a bath together. Is oto-chan hurting you?
Haki: Huh?? No! Where'd you get that idea?
Haku: Because mama, when you're in the bath together you always say, "No! Not there it tickles!".
Haku: Mommy? Is that part of bonding?
Haki: -dizzydizzy- Good night honey -turns off lights-

-outside-

Haru: Oh. Haki-chan? You look pale. What's wrong?
Haki: Stop talking to the children -dizzydizzy-
Haru: Huh?! What'd I do?!?
Haki: -slams door-
Haru: Ugh. What's wrong with him. Really. I can't understand my wife...[yes. he's the husband. everyone knows that X3]