I really wanna know. Like REALLY

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-Gray and Haki talking in Osaka-ben-
Gray: Haki, takoyaki o gyousan tabeta!! [Haki, you ate too much takoyaki!!]
Haki: Eh?? Nande yanen? Takoyaki ga meh-cha suki dame [Eh? What are you saying? I don't like takoyaki very much]
Gray: Honma?? [Really??]
Haki: Hoya hoya [yeah]

-Somewhere in Mixed up-
Xianne: Haru-kun
Haru: What?
Xianne: You know that even though I've learned japanese and all I still get the words mixed up
Haru: Yeah and so?
Xianne: I faintly heard Haki-chan and Gray talking in a really unusual language. I didn't understand it...
Haru: Huh? What was it like?
Xianne: I really didn't hear it too much but it kinda sounded different. Not your everyday tokyo-japanese way. Was it japanese?
Haru: No way! You heard Haki speak in Osaka-ben?!
Xianne: Oh so that's what osaka-ben is. I've always wanted to hear someone talk that way!!
Haru: Me TOO!!
Xianne: You're always with Haki. I'm surprised you've never heard him before
Haru: He refuses to talk that way. The only time you'll hear him when he's talking to Gray in a really closed place
Xianne: Hey Haru-kun...
Haru: Let's go
Xianne: EEEE!!

-somewhere-
Ao: Have you heard?
Jyun: Heard what?
Ao: That Haru and Xianne are gonna force Haki to speak in his native tongue
Jyun: NO WAY! I ALWAYS WANTED TO HEAR SOMEONE TALK IN OSAKA-BEN!
Ao: Then let's go
Kane: Wait! I'm coming too!
JB: Me too

-somewhere-
Rhayne: What's osaka-ben?
Constantine: I dunno. Venia, what's osaka-ben?
Venia: Shira-n mo-n [I have no idea]
Constantine: Is that the way to treat your older brother?!
Rhayne: Give it up
Kite: Osaka-ben?
Rhayne: yeah. Have any idea what that is?
Kite: Hm. I'm afraid not
Constantine: Where'd you hear the word anyway?
Rhayne: The comedy guys said they're interested to hear Haki talk that way
Constantine: oh. It must be some kind of magical chant or something
Rhayne: Let's check it out
Constantine: LET'S GO!!
Kite: Magical chant? Venia,...
Venia: Don't ask me...

-Haki's room-
Haki: -playing Devil may cry- Ghyaa!! Take thaat!
Xianne: KNOCK KNOCK!! HAKI-CHAN IT'S ME! XIANNE!
Haki: NANDEKKA?! IMA JIKAN GA WARUI-JAN DA. [WHAT DO YOU WANT?! NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME]
Xianne: Oooh. He's good
Haru: I know.. We'll get him to speak osaka-ben in no time
Xianne: AJA!
Haru: HAKI! WE RESPECT YOU'RE PRIVACY BUT WE'RE GOING IN ANYWAY
Haki: DAME DA!! [DON'T!!] -Dante dies- Ahhh!! Shimatta!! [Ah! Sh*t!!]
Xianne: Haki-chaaaa~~n
Haki: What is it?!
Haru: Haki, we won't be going around the bush. WE WANT YOU TO SPEAK IN OSAKA-BEN! RIGHT NOW!
Haki: Isn't this a little too straight forward?
Haru: Yes. Yes it is
Haki: I don't want to!
Xianne: Why nooooot?
Haki: Why will I have to? I can speak in standard japanese with no problems why would I bother myself with you guys making fun of the way I talk?
Xianne: But you talk that way with Gray!!
Haki: DUH! BRO-THER
Xianne: I don't care!! I wanna hear you now!!
Haki: Why is this such a big deal?!
Haru: It just is. Look, if you won't talk then we'll have to resort to drastic measures
-SUSPENSE MUSIC-
Haki: WHAT?
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Haki: AAAAA~~~HHH!
-outside-
Jyun: Oh my god....d'year that?! What the hell are they doing in there???!?
Ao: Haru...~

Haru: This is gonna get rough if you don't start talking
Haki: NO!!! HARU XIANNE!! IYaaaaa~!!

JB: !!!!
Ao: -gets paler-
Kane: Ao-san are you alright? You're awfully pale
Ao: I'm always pale

Haki: I'M GONNA----

Constantine: Oh my god. He's gonna what?!?
Ao: -faints-
Kane: AH!! AO-SAN!!

Haki: ----THROW A TANTRUM!! STOP IT!!!
Haru: Xianne shred this -gives stationery-
Xianne: PAPER SHREDDER~~!!
SSSHHHZZZTT SSSSHHHZZZZTT!!

Haki: AAAAAHHCCCKKKK!!!! NOOOOO!!! THAT WAS A LIMITED EDITION PANDA EMBOSSED STATIONERY SET!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
Haru: Are you gonna talk or not?
Haki: I STILL REFUSE!!
Haru: -gets something-
Haki: WHAAA!! NOOOO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!! PLEASE!! PLEASE!!
Haru: No way. Talk or your panda head plushie will be ripped to shreds -gives it to Xianne-
Xianne: SHR~~~EEEDDD~~EEERRRR~~
Haru: I told you it'll get rougher if you don't talk
Haki: N-NO!! WAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! -CRIES-
Haru and Xianne: Mwaha-mwahahahahaaha-hahaha-haaaaahh!!

-outside-
Jyun: Is i just me or did this just turn down right evil?
Kane: -fans Ao's face- You're still concerned about that over Ao-san fainting?!
JB: Hm. yeah
Rhayne: Yup
Constantine: Pretty much

-The next morning-
-Kitchen-

Heads: Good morning!!
Haru: Morning
Xianne: AN YEONG!!
Jyun: an yeong
Kane: M~ooorniiing
JB: GOODMORNING
Rhayne: Hello
Constantine: Oi~!
Ao:...
Raichan: My, seems like you're all in a good mood today
Magpie: Even Ao
Heads: GOOD MORNING HAKI
Haki: Zaimasu...-sob- -sob-
Raichan: What happened to you?
Haki: WHAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!! DON'T REMIND ME!!! -RUNS-
Raichan: Haru what'd you do to him?
Haru: Hey! I wasn't... oh okay yeah. It was me
Xianne: WE FORCED HIM TO SPEAK IN OSAKA-BEN!
Heads: WHAT?!? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?!?!?! IT'S RARE TO HEAR HIM SPEAK THAT WAY!!
Jyun: They've done things. Bad things. Really bad things
Kane: Things that'll emotionally scar him forever
Heads: YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!!!

-GROUP HUG-

Yes. haki's still miserable