Xianne: Really?
Kane: HUWAAAA--!!
Jyun and Jiung: -barges in and the door gets broken- KANE-CHAN WHAT'S WRONG?!?
Magpie: WTF! I AIN'T PAYIN FOR THAT DOOR!
Haru: Poor guys...you're adding more expenses to already squirmy Cookies n Cream funds.
Jyun: GET OUT! WHY'RE YOU HERE?
Haru: Xianne's here
Shizuka: Helloooo~~ You guys are kinda getting sidetracked from the point
Jyun: Oh yea...damn Haru..it's his fault..anyway
Jiung: Kane-chan what's the matter?
Kane: I'm confused!!!
Jiung: Don't tell me it's another one of your homeworks again!!
Kane: It's not! Look at this -points at Xianne's computer-

Jiung: What's this?
Jyun: KANE-CHAN DON'T TELL US YOU'RE FALLING INLOVE WITH ANOTHER MAN!!! I MIGHT NOT HANDLE THE PAIN!!!! OOHH!! THE THOUGHT OF YOU LEAVING ME!! IT'S TOO SAAAD
Jyun: KANE-CHAN DON'T TELL US YOU'RE FALLING INLOVE WITH ANOTHER MAN!!! I MIGHT NOT HANDLE THE PAIN!!!! OOHH!! THE THOUGHT OF YOU LEAVING ME!! IT'S TOO SAAAD
Jiung: Idiot
Kane: No! I'm not leaving you! IT'S MORE LIKE YOU'RE LEAVING ME!!!
Jyun and JB: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~??!?!?
Haru: Oooooohhhhh~~~
Xianne: Tsk tsk tsk.
Jyun: Kane! How could you say that?!
Kane: LOOK AT THAT GUY!!!!! HE LOOKS LIKE YOU!!! YELLOW SKIN BLUE EYES!! WTF! JYUN OPPA!!!
Jyun: WHAT!?! THAT ISN'T ME!!! WHY DID YOU SUSPECT ME?? HE LOOKS MORE LIKE JIUNG BEI!! LOOK AT THAT DAMN SHINY HAIR!! JUST LIKE THIS CHINK!!
JB: Don't call me chink you bastard.
Kane: WHAAAAAA!!! JIUNG BEI-KUN!!!!! WHYYYY??!
JB: WHAT/?!?!! NO!! KANE-CHAN YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY ONLY UKE!!!
JB: WHAT/?!?!! NO!! KANE-CHAN YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY ONLY UKE!!!
[Somewhere]
Scipio: Why do i have this odd feeling of rejection?
[back to the main story]
Kane: THEN WHY?!??!?
JB: Honestly, I have no rational explanation for this
Xianne: Maybe---
Jyun: No, Xianne. He's not a cosplayer
Xianne: Wha--HOW'D YOU KNOW??!
Haru: He must be related to either one of you
JB: Not this theory again
Kane: it's possible -sniff- -sniff-
Jyun: UGH! Okay shoot.
Haru: Hm. Their parents must've hooked up
JB: EEEEHH?!?
Jyun: DON'T DRAG MY APPAJJI INTO THIS!!!! YOU'VE BLAMED HIM FAR TOO MUCH!!! -cries-
Ao: Hm yes. I see that as a possibility.
Haru: So this guy is like a love child or something,huh?
Ao: No. I guess not. Maybe he was actually born first then his parents filed a divorce and ended up marrying somebody else
Xianne: Hm. right.
Kane: So does that mean...
Haru: JYUN AND JIUNG ARE STEP BROTHERS AND THIS GUY ON THE COVER RIGHT HERE IS YOUR BIG BROTHER!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Jyun: -faints-
Jiung: I refuse to have this thing related to me! It's bad enough that we share Kane now we have to share blood?
Jyun: I COULDN'T AGREE MORE!!!
Haru: Oh come on you two. Haven't you noticed the similarity?
Xianne: Yeah. You're names sound awfully similar. jyun jiung jyun jiung jyiung. See? Even I get confused
Haru: And your both asian and if you mix your looks together you're gonna end up looking like that guy, your onii-san.
Ao: The way you look right now must have been the result of your parents' genes splitting up
Xianne: It's kinda logical if you ask me
Jyun: NO ONE'S ASKING YOU!! UGH!!
Ao: If you're still unclear there's only one person who can make this situation less awkward than it already is
Magpie: Why y'all lookin at me?
Kane: I WANNA MEET JIUNG AND JYUN'S BIG BROTHER!!!!!!
Jyun and Jiung: AHCK!!! DAMMIT!!!
Jyun: I haven't even met him yet I already despise him so much!!!
Jiung: ME TOO!!!!
Ao: Yes. They ARE related after all
Haru: Hahah...eew.
-end.....really?-

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