A wonderful famiry pt. 3

-Ikeuchi Residence-

Gray: I can't believe Ao's a lesbian... I heard she got married to that Shizuka girl
-an ambiance of no one caring...[haru haki=GAY]-
Haru: Pass me the ketchup will you
Haki: You could say please!

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Miichan: [on the phone] I heard Shizuka and Ao had a fight yesterday
Gray: Oh? Why?
Miichan: Shizuka can't believe her husband's prettier than her
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-Pre-school-

Kid classmate 1: Mama!
Mama: Ah! *namebleep* Did you have fun in class?
Kid classmate 1: Yeah! Mama! I've made new friends~! -pulls mama-
Kid classmate 1: Mama, this is Gaki-chi and Haku-chi!
Haku and Gaki: -smile-
Mama: Awww!! What adorable twins!
Gaki: Thank you! They said we got our looks from Mommy!
Mama: Aaa~h! Your mommy must be really pretty~!
Haki: Gaki! Haku!
Kids: MOMMY!!! -runs-
Mama: Eh?!

-Pre-school 2-

Gaki: Ano...Haku-niichan...~
Haku: What is it?
Gaki: *namebleep*'s mama has something infront of her chest!
Haku: Aa~h! Yeah~! I saw that!
Gaki: Is it normal? Why doesn't mommy have those?
Haku: Maybe what's infront of *namebleep*'s mama are balls! So when he wants to play!
Gaki: I want mommy to have those!
Haku: Me too! So we can play anytime!

-Ikeuchi residence-

Kids: MOMMY~!
Haki: How was your day?
Haku: Mommy! Place these balls inside your shirt!
Haki: EEEEEEHH??!?! WHY?!?!
Gaki: Because *namebleep*'s mom has them! We want to pway balls anytime!
Haki: What??
Haku: You're a mommy! So you should have these! All the mommies I see in school have these!
Haki: -in a state of shock-
Haru: pffft
Haki: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING YOUR CHILDREN?!?