olympics: ROUND1 PART 2

Magpie:

COMING UP NEXT!

JYUN GO vs. JIUNG BEI

[crowd: YEAAHHH!!! WHOOOT!]

Ref [xianne-tee]:

All right you two, PLEASE DON'T get tempted like Xianne. I want a VERY clean fight. UNDERSTAND!?

JG: OH YEAH~

JB: YES SIR uhh I mean Ma'aM! 

JG: you are soo embarassing.

JB: WHAT!? I AM NOT

JG: you are too! you just called the WOMAN referee 'SIR'

JB: HEY! Atleast i took it BACK and changed it to Ma'am!

Ref: SHUT UP you two! Ring the DAMN bell! -points at bell-

[sfx: CLIIINNNGG!!!]

Blindfolded Banigiri: I can tell! This is gonna be good!! -smiles big-

-Evan/Ella and Raichan looks at her WEIRDLY-

Ref: READY, GO!

BOTH: Sai-sho-gun! JACKENPON!

[JG: ROCK ; JB: SCISSORS]

JB: You're such a LOSER

JG: LUCKY SHOT -steps forward-

Sai-sho-gun! JACKENPON!

Sai-sho-gun! JACKENPON!

Sai-sho-gun! JACKENPON!

Sai-sho-gun! JACKENPON!

-JG & JB: panting-

[JG: PAPER; JB: SCISSORS]

JG: HWAAAAT!?!?! -in almost SPLIT position-

JB: BLEEHHH!! YOU CAN't TAKE THIS!!! ADMIT IT!! LOSER!

JG: NO!! I WILL TRY!! I CAN DO THIS! -goes back and stretches further but is 1/2 in. away-

SEE!! I told you I can do it! 

JB: No you can't! -blows hard at JG and giggles-

JG: -falls face down-

JB: Who's the LOSER now eh?! -laughs hard-

JG: -stands up- SHUT UP! -hits him in the head and walks away-

JB: -falls hard on the floor-

REF: -Xianne-tee laughs at them both-

Jiung Bei!! GET UP here!!

JB: UH YES MA'AM!

ReF: The winner is... JIUNG BEI!!

-raises his arm- 

[crowd: goes wilder~]

Magpie: 

Congratulations to Jiung Bei!

And now, instead of the usual INTERMISSION number, we will have the first ever 

Evan and Ella's YAOI KISS CAM!!

To take over this segment, may I call on our judges Evan Mafioso and Ella Monroe. Let's give them a big whoop!!

[crowd: OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!]

Raichan: -gets excited-

Banigiri: I CAN'T WATCH 

Xianne-tee: This is gonna be GOOD! 

Evan: Xianne! Please join me and Ella here on stage

**xianne goes to the stage

--screaming fans--

Ella: A'Right Xianne! Ok, now I want our contestants, Jiung Bei, Jyun Go and Haru to please join us here on stage

JG, JB & Haru: -hesitating to enter-

ELLA: -gets pissed- I SAID JOIN US!!!!!!! -pants-

JG, JB and Haru: -runs to the stage- 

ELLA: very good! -smiles-

EVAN and ELLA: EVERYBODY! IT's the moment we've all been waiting for! Xianne, approach one!

-Xianne walks slowly to the boys-

[sfx: drumroll]

--screaming fangirls, raichan, xianne-tee and magpie--

Haki and Kane: -watching nervously... :S-

-xianne stops in front of the boys, hesitates and suddenly...

 

-shockingly makes EYES DROP-

-fans go KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! and OMG!!!!-

-some fans fainted including HAKI, KANE and BANIGIRI[wt??]-