Kane's problems can start another rampage...

This is a post about Kane's homework dilemma

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Cookies n' Cream Section
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Kane: mmm...
JB: Kane-chan, what's wrong?
Kane: My homework is so difficult, JB-ke.
JB: Why didn't you ask for my help? I'm your tutor remember?
Kane: Yeah, but your my tutor in chemistry...this is statistics
Yeongbei: Hahah! Your Kane-chan thinks you're not smart enough!
JB: Shut up! Aren't you supposed to be watching meteor garden right now?
Kane: No! No! That's not it~ I just don't wanna be a burden to JB-ke (awwww)
JB: It's alright Kane-chan, I can help~ (aaaaawwwwwww)
Kane: Mm.. well. Alright~ Here -shows assignment-
JB: Fractiles?
Kane: Yup~
JB: Deciles and Percentiles, huh?
Kane: Yup~
JB: Hmmmm... this is hard~

-Jyun comes in eating a piece of strawberry cake-

Jyun: Anyeong people~ -munch munch-
JB: Hey. Where'd you get that cake?
Jyun: From the staff lounge. They even have 2 boxes of black forest cakes there
JB: They spend too much
Jyun: Pssh..tell me about it. So? How's Kane-chan? -munch munch-
Kane: I'm asking JB-ke to help me with my assignment~
JB: Well, yeah, it is kinda hard
Jyun: -munch munch- What's it about?JB: Fractiles, Quartiles, Deciles and Percentiles
Kane: It's so haard~
Jyun: Aaww. Kane-chan~ Here, -feeds the strawberry to Kane- I hope that cheers you up~
Kane: -chew chew- mm...oishii yo~
Jyun: -pets kane's head-
Yeongbei: UGH!! KILL ME NOW! -leaves-
JB: Kane, your homework is hard~
Jyun: Ah, come on. Koreans are good with math, give it to me

-JB shows the homework-
Jyun: Whoa..okay, I stand corrected then. Why don't you ask the people from Mixed up? They're always in school so maybe they can help you out.

Kane: Okay~! -leaves-
JB: He's just too cute
Jyun: I know~

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Mixed up! Section
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Kane: Excuse me! Can anyone help me?
Mii: Oh! it's Kane-chan!!
Shii: KYAAA! You're so cutee!!! -pinches cheeks- To what do we owe the pleasure?!
Kane: Uhm... Can you help me with my homework?
Mii: Oh, of course Kane-chan
Shii: What's it about?
Kane: Uhm.. Fractiles
Mii: Let me see~
Mii: -stare- Shizuka, you do it.
Shii: I don't think it's that hard...-stares- Oh...HARU!!
Haru: You called?
Shii: Kane needs help!
Haru: With what?
Kane: Stat---
Haru: HAKI!!
Haki: Whatever that is, I can't attend to it right now. I'm busy watching models walk the ramp~
Haru: GRAY!

Gray: I'm with Haki...! Oh my~ She's not wearing undergarments
Haki: Look at that~ Her clothes are totally transparent~
Gray: kyahaahahah~

Mii: What big perverts! AO!
Ao: Why have you summoned me? -drinks coffee-
Mii: Kane needs help?
Ao: With..?
Mii: Homework
Ao: -looks at homework- Uh... -eye twitch- My sincerest apologies, Kane-chan. Your homework is too relatively.. how you say it? Difficult for my level of intelligence due to insufficient discussions I receive from our instructor at our learning establishment. Now, if you may excuse me. I have stalking---err... casual surveillance to attend to. -leaves-

Haru: I had no idea what he just said...
Mii: OH! Koreans are way better than Japanese when it comes to math right?
Haru: Yeah..
Mii: XIANNE-KUN!!!
Xianne: Yes?
Mii: Kane-chan needs help and I think you're the perfect person who can help him!
Xianne: He needs help with what?
Kane: Stat~
Xianne: Hmm.. let me see...oh, -gets cellphone and calls jyun-


*they're convo in korean so nobody but them can understand...okay well, it's not. just pretend they're talking in korean*

Jyun: yub-sae-yo?
Xianne: yub-sae-yo, Jyun-shi~
Jyun: Ah! Jae-ho!
Xianne: Do you remember what fractiles are~?
Jyun: psssh.. hahahah~ uh. no. Kane's asking for help?
Xianne: yup
Jyun: did someone there say anything like, "Oh, koreans are good with math~ ask help from them~"
Xianne: yup~
Jyun: Okay, that has already been a stereotype~ Anyway, just come up with an excuse and leave so that you'd avoid shame. Think about Korean pride~
Xianne: Okay~ anyeong
Jyun: anyeong~

-Xianne hangs up-
Xianne: Okay, kane this is how you do it. Huh? Is that Raichan calling me?
Kane: I don't hear anyone
Xianne: Oh my! She sounds furious~ Well.. I gotta go~ hahaha see you later Kane-chan~ runs outside-

Kane: Ohhhh~ ; 3 ;

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behind a wall
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Constantine: Hahah! Comedians are dumb! They hang out all day at school but they can't even figure out a figure math problem
Rhayne: Hahahah! I know~ Even though our plot doesn't take place in a school setting, we can figure out the problem in no time~ Just look at my surname~ "DECILE" I'm practically good at math.
Constantine: Yeah, yeah, don't push it, buddy~

Ao: Soooo... you are eavesdropping on us
C and R: Whaaa-?! How'd you know were here?!
Ao: Duh.. I'm a journalist. I have sources.

-Ao goes in the middle of the building-

Ao: ALL COMEDIANS GATHER AROUND!!!

-comedians gather around-

Ao: THESE TWO MORBID EMOS SAID THAT WE'RE TOO DUMB TO FIGURE OUT A SIMPLE MATH PROBLEM!

Yeong-bei: Oh yeah?! Bring them here and imma teach them a thing or two about problems!
Rhayne: Bring it on, girly.
Yeong-bei: GIRLY?! WHO YOU CALLIN' GIRLY?!

Constantine: SERIOUS PEOPLE! GATHER AROUND!!!

-serious people gather around-

Constantine: Who's better with the logical stuff??
Prism and Pandemonium people: US!!Constantine: Hear that? Us serious people are way better than you comedians!
Rhayne: You can't even solve this boy's simple math homework!

Haki: OH YEAH?! WE WANNA SEE YOU TRY!
Gray: I BETCHA MY WHOLE MANGA COLLECTION, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A SIGMA IS!
Venia: Oh, you goin' too far old man~
Gray: Who're you callin' an old man, shorty?

JB: These people are mocking us! LET'S SHOW THEM WHAT COMEDIANS CAN DO!!
COMEDIANS: YEAH!!!
Jyun: THE FIRST ONES WHO EVER SOLVE KANE'S HOMEWORK ARE DECLARED THE WINNERS!!
HARU: SO MIXED UP AND COOKIES N CREAM!! LET'S DO OUR BEST!!!

COMEDIANS: YEAH!!!

CONSTANTINE: PANDEMONIUM AND PRISM!!!!! ARE WE GONNA LET THESE LOOSERS BEAT US?!

SERIOUS PEOPLE: NO!!!

CONSTANTINE: WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO?!

SERIOUS PEOPLE: HUMILIATE THEM!!!

CONSTANTINE: THAT'S RIGHT!!!

Kane: uhm...wait guys~

ALL THE PEOPLE: KEEP OUTTA THIS UKE!

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Staff Lounge
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Banigiri: Why is it so noisy outside?
Raichan: The characters are raging havoc again
Magpie: Why can't they all get along?
Xianne-tee: I think that's darn tootin' impossible

Dayo: Hey! I’m not cleaning up after them.
Director-san: You better discipline the characters before this building goes down to shambles!
Xianne-tee:Yeah yeah~ Raichan and Magpie will handle it
Raichan: Actually no, I’m not. Because I’m gonna go outside and grab a latte
Magpie: Me, too! So that leaves both you and Banigiri
Xianne-tee: Wait!! I just remembered~ Imma gonna buy a latte too, so that leaves banigiri for the job~
Banigiri: HEY!
Raichan: Sorry you can’t come…we’re gonna drink coffee and read yaoi
Magpie: Good luck
Xianne-tee: See yah~
Dayo and Director-san: We’re gonna go with them.
Banigiri: HEY!!