Friday, December 18, 2009

Winter Solstice Auditions

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OH!dition Room / Heads Oh!ffice
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Director-san: Hm hm. -fixes papers- Are these all the line ups for the audition?
Usun: Yes, Director-san
Director-san: Alright then. The three of us and Ella Monroe would be the ones to judge.
Dayo: [sarcasm] This excites me so much [/sarcasm]
Director-san: OKAY!! Let the wannabe's in!!!

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Director-san: So you're name is...Tomoya Kane?
Kane: yup!
Director-san: Would you please read a line from the script?
Kane: okay~
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Kane: I-...

Director-san: NEXT!!!
Kane: WHAT/?!?!?!
Usun: -pushes him out-
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Director-san: Mitsuru Haki-san. If you were a part of a mafia, how would you hold that gun?
Haki: .....I HAVE NO IDEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! I DIDN'T WANT TO JOIN THIS ANYWAY!!!! I'M BEING FORCED AGAINST MY WILL AGAIN!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO MEMORIZE DIFFERENT SCRIPTSSSSS!!!!!!!!!WHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Director-san: NEXT!!!!!
Haki: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TDT
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Director-san: Ikeuchi Haru...
Haru: -brushes his bangs up-
Ella: kyaaaaaaa~~~h.
Director-san: YOU'RE IN!!!
Haru: ^_^
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Ella: Mr. Lee Jae-ho. I heard that you didn't have a choice so you joined huh?
Xianne: True.
Ella: Let's see. Would you please read a line from this script?
Xianne: -opens the script- -starts crying-
Xianne: ....No....!!-cries-

Director-san: -eyes widened-
Ella: kyaaaa~~h!! HE'S IN!!!
Xianne: What??!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!! <--wasn't actually reading a line from the script.
Ella: NEXT!!



Ella: Shinju Ao~
Ao: ...
Director-san: Can you please show us how a mafioso gets hurt?
Ao: -frowns a bit but in a somehow cool way-
[Ella's vision of Ao: SPARKLY]
Ella: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHh!! HE'S SO COOL!!!!
Director-san: THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!!
Ao: pssh~ easy...
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Ella: Mr. Rei Oxblood
Rei: -tapping his feet- [can't hear a thing because his music volume is set to maximum]
Director-san: blahblahblahblahblahblah??
Rei: ...huh?
Director-san: -slams table then stands up pointing at rei- PERFECT!!!!!!
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Dayo: Next is Mitsuru Gray
Ella: Read a line from the script please
Gray: -smiles. looks at Ella- Too late, cupcake
Ella: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Director-san: BY GEORGE, HE'S GOT IT!!!! -british accentplz-
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Dayo: Constantine.
Constantine: -blink--blink-
Ella: YOU'RE IN!!!!!!!
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Usun: Hae Jyun-Goh
Director-san: By just looking at him, he fits the role perfectly
Jyun: Duh
Director-san: A role of an evil bastard that is.
Jyun: HEY!!!<--evil bastard is never a compliment. rofl
Ella: NEXT!
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Usun: Rhayne Decile
Rhayne: ....
Ella: KYAAAAHH!! CONSTANTINE NEEDS AN UKE!!!!!!!
Director-san: HE'S PERFECT FOR IT!!!
Rhayne: F#$% y'all!!!!!!!!!
Dayo: NEXT
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Usun: Raichan
Raichan: -looks at director-san: grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Director-san: SHE'S IN!!! <----scared
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Dayo: Magpie
Magpie: ....
Director-san: you're too scary!!! NEXT!
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Dayo: Xianne-tee
Xianne-tee: HEE HEE HEE HEEEE
Director-san: This one's too happy.. NEXT!!!
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Dayo: Banigiri
Bangiri: ^_^
Director-san: Do you like yaoi?
Banigiri: What's ya----
Director-san: She's in
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Dayo: Minyeong Casti
Director-san: PYAHAHAHAH!! WHAT A FUNNY NAME!!! OKAY YOU'RE IN!
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Director-san: ALRIGHT! The auditions are done and that was really fast. You guys will be grouped accordingly but let me announce the roles you will be playing
First ofcourse is our true mafia leader, Evan Mafioso. Evan, your name will be changed to Evan dela Montoise because it sounds cool. Evan will be the leader of the first group. The second leader is Gray Mitsuru. Gray you have an ugly name,
Gray: HEY!
Director-san: ..so we decided to shorten it to just Gray. Haru you too, I honestly think your name stinks

Haru: !!!!
Director-san: so you're name here will just be Haru, that goes the same for Jyun-Goh, Xianne, Ao,Constantine,Minyeong, and Rhayne. Xianne will be the main character here as well as Ao. Ao you're gonna need practices with swords. Raichan you'll be Hatchette, Banigiri you will be Lexine. The two of you will be hitmen. Rhayne, you're gonna need a little help with developing your character, so see the heads right after this. Okay everyone, learn how to hold a gun and GET OUTTA HERE AND START MEMORIZING!!!!

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